Malia Sias

Stand Up Comedian: I'm professionally unprofessional.

[Malia Sias @thebeastmark]

@JimSias By ‘announce’ do you mean ‘made gagging noises’

[Malia Sias @thebeastmark]

https://t.co/5mowGqe2L4. Check out this new website/ shop I worked on. Comforter scarves are up! Perfect for this cold weather. #shop #art #scarf #bandana #streetart #streetwear #googlyeyes

[Malia Sias @thebeastmark]

@ComfortablySmug Are you insane? Are you saying by him not having the inauguration would stop people from dying today?!? Wearing a mask. Social distancing abs washing your hands will. & it should’ve been done the last 13 months. Go away you dumbass.

[Malia Sias @thebeastmark]

@dlh2409 @DavidBegnaud I’m pretty sure Brooklyn & the Bronx still have some left over from the 4th

[Malia Sias @thebeastmark]

@andy999shawca @NPR I was just happy to NOT have to hear ‘all of me’ again.

[Malia Sias @thebeastmark]

Trump events : YMCA + Kid Rock
Biden events : EVERYONE else #InaugurationDay #Inauguration2021 #BidenInauguration #BidenHarris #BidenHarrisInauguration

[Ben & Jerry's @benandjerrys]

Yesterday was not a protest—it was a riot to uphold white supremacy.
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[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

2 died of Ebola: They said Obama should resign.

4 died in Benghazi: They had Hillary testify for 11 hours, held 33 hearings and launched a multiyear probe.

374,242 died thanks to Trump’s malevolence: They cheered, and stoked his Capitol riot that killed 4 plus Officer Sicknick.

[Malia Sias @thebeastmark]

In case you haven’t noticed i’m a lifelong Democrat. But through ALL these years of crazy I have to say @MittRomney has displayed nothing but confidence & integrity. I wish there were more republicans like this. It would be easier to respect the party. #Republicans #Congress

[Malia Sias @thebeastmark]

I thought Trump was the “Law and Order” leader. I guess it’s only if it’s black people & peaceful protesters that we need law and order. #LawAndOrder #DCProtests #TrumpIsACompleteFailure #nazigermany #handmaidstale

[Malia Sias @thebeastmark]

To be clear peaceful protesters get tear gassed in the Capitol so trump can take a Bible photo... but there’s an armed standoff in the house and they get threatened with a 6pm curfew.... wtf is going on America? #TrumpRally #racists #whiteamerica

[Malia Sias @thebeastmark]

99.9% of the people that “Go Live” on IG are the people I have 100% zero interest in 100% of what they are going live about.If I ever watch their feed it’s because I clicked on their live link by accident. #math #percentages

[Malia Sias @thebeastmark]

I don’t care what anyone says. Two wrongs totally make a right. Vengeance is so healing. Who’s with me?

[Malia Sias @thebeastmark]

@MontagueJuana @FLOTUS Yes I remember when the classy Jackie O said “ I don’t give a fuck about Kreesmis” There’s nothing classy about Melania. She’s a mail order bride.

[Malia Sias @thebeastmark]

@GSAEmily @GSAOSDBU I encourage you to learn your job.... And do it...

[Malia Sias @thebeastmark]

@mirandadevine Have you been to nyc recently? I live here and it’s amazing right now. Especially now that all these transplants from the Midwest finally left. It’s nice to have this city back. I hope you stay away as well so it continues to thrive.

[Malia Sias @thebeastmark]

@0SweetSolace0 @mirandadevine NYC is amazing. The people moving out are transplants that made this city suck anyway. Let them leave. I finally have my amazing city back.

[Malia Sias @thebeastmark]

@APompliano Don’t forget the numbers were the highest in a dense city like nyc. There were refrigerator trucks and dead bodies in the street. @NYGovCuomo transparency and leadership changed that. He earned the right to write a book. Our #’s are still low as the US surges.

[Malia Sias @thebeastmark]

@CSinclairtv @NYGovCuomo What’s the rush? If @NYGovCuomo wants to ensure it’s safe I don’t think that’s a bad idea. I’ll wait extra time if that’s what the Governor thinks is best. His attn to detail and strategy has gotten NYC THIS FAR. I trust his process. He’s earned my trust. Trump... has not.

[Malia Sias @thebeastmark]

@DLoesch What’s the rush? If @NYGovCuomo wants to ensure it’s safe I don’t think that’s a bad idea. I’ll wait extra time if that’s what the Governor thinks is best. His attn to detail and strategy has gotten NYC THIS FAR. I trust his process. He’s earned my trust. Trump... has not.