bella grace

[Priyanshu Ratnakar @0xratnakar]

wake up babygirl, now news is written by chatgpt

[Blossom @blossom102122]

I am trying not to post hinge screenshots but I am just too hilarious

[mau @rllydu]

things in my circus:
- my monkeys
- a tamed lion that does not concern himself
- an elephant in the room
- 1 clown (me)

[Matt the anarchist 🏴 Ⓐ @tigerfoos]

Men should also decenter men

[Sydney Urbanek @sydurbanek]

I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live

[Dr. Jonathan N. Stea @jonathanstea]

It’s wild living in the Information Age and the Dark Age at the same time.

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don't need that kind of ego in the house.

[Brooke Lin @Brooke_Lin1]

USPS tracking:
Step 1: we don't think it exists
Step 2: delivered

[maha @mahaaaay]

my new bit is just saying "allegedly" to things that i have very clearly done

[bella grace @thebellaking]

I HATE THAT THIS IS AI. I WANTED THIS TO BE REAL SO BAD.

[ninete @MOTODEMI]

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[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me and then leave

[✶ @uxcel]

for someone who loves to sleep so much you think i'd go to bed earlier

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

You got enough jams in there brother god damn

[boop @xboxbodywash]

bro the bouncer checked my id and my ego and my superego at the door

[𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪 @friedurethra]

You’re being such a good girl bro

[carson. @playboixcarson]

Every question I don’t wanna answer, imma tell em Netflix said I can’t.

[bria celest @55mmbae]

Huda don’t want to spoil the next season of Too Hot to Ultimated Match is Blind???

[lemon ✨ @nouisyorkk]

i hope this email blows your head smoove off

[Poker Perry @PokerPerry1]

this was just a ridiculous five track run