Ben

33, Father, Husband.

[Dan Gilbert @cavsdan]

Hey @cavs fans… that’s as tough as it gets. Hard to find anything good to say about blowing a 22-point lead in the fourth quarter on the road in the ECF. But at the end of the day, it’s one game, and this team has proven over and over again that it can come back stronger than ever. Let’s get Game 2 Thursday night, and all of this will soon be a distant memory.

[Roberto Shenanigans @Rob_Shenanigans]

Starting Watson in the 5th & final year of his contract despite: (1) coming off a broken shoulder + 2 torn Achilles, (2) no good football in 5 years, and (3) no chance of a contract extension, is the definition of sunk cost fallacy.

Let Saul explain:

[Ben @thebenaccount]

@Halver08 @hell_line0 Bro, no. Stop. You look dumb as hell.

[Joel Beall @JoelMBeall]

Jim Furyk accepting the 2027 Ryder Cup captaincy is the golf equivalent of that scene in an action movie when the grizzled ex-operative is sitting on his porch, finally at peace, when a black SUV rolls up the gravel drive. Furyk doesn't even turn around. "No." The suit gets out anyway. "It's Adare Manor. We're sending you in."

Furyk takes a pull from his beer. "I already did my tour. You know how that went," as he stares off into the distance, the camera cutting to a yellowed NYT newspaper with the infamous interview on his desk.

The suit slides a dossier across the railing. "Bethpage was a disaster. Morale is gone. Half the roster won't return our calls. You're the only one they'll follow into Ireland." You can see it in Furyk's eyes — the math of a man who knows this is almost certainly going to end badly, who remembers exactly how cold the Atlantic wind gets on foreign soil. He knows nobody else is walking through that door. He also knows this Hail Mary is the only thing that can free him from the past.

Furyk picks up the folder, seeing a photo of a smiling Luke Donald shopping for shampoo and a headline announcing Patrick Reed is back in form. Furyk goes to his shed, takes off the tarp from his captain golf cart. "One more thing," the suit says. "Bryson is thinking about being a full-time YouTuber."

Furyk laughs. "Good. For a second I was thinking this was going to be too easy."

[Ben @thebenaccount]

@jdwall32 @BennettJohnT Tell that to the school he bombed 👌

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.

[Ben @thebenaccount]

@RealJamesWoods 20+ years of GOP leadership...if you need saved, you probably need change.

[Ben @thebenaccount]

@WestIrish02 @TheTNHoller @VoteBo @GinoBulso @TNDemocrats As long as we remove crosses or anything religion. Keep it at church our your home.

[Ben @thebenaccount]

@BillGor92385594 @Rob_Shenanigans Brady Quinn? Brandon Weeden?

[Ben @thebenaccount]

@MagaDude4Trump @hashjenni She isnt wrong tho....

[Ben @thebenaccount]

@ScottMeyer72675 @hwinkler4real Lmao, racist af.

[Ben @thebenaccount]

@danielledsouzag @KidRock Hell yeah. Bad Bunny all day. Knew nothing about his music, but was incredibly enjoyable.

[Ben @thebenaccount]

@PotatoHeadPotus @BrettFavre Puerto Rico is American.

[Ben @thebenaccount]

@wesleybryangolf @PhilMickelson @JoshACarpenter @chambleebrandel /s....

[Ben @thebenaccount]

@bkato505 @ShoaibAli246758 @MaryKayCabot Sarcasm...

[Ben @thebenaccount]

@OnlyBDawg @Rob_Shenanigans He is President of the country. Its different for the most powerful and influential person in the nation.

[Ben @thebenaccount]

@K_E9D_1IB @Rob_Shenanigans 😂😂😂 we are the only country that is scared of educating people beyond our borders. It isnt foreigners, its the lack of resources and extreme test driven curriculum that burns out teachers and doesn't help children. Talk to a teacher one time.

[Ben @thebenaccount]

@Jayt2mc @Rob_Shenanigans So where do poor families go? Or do they just not get an education?

[Ben @thebenaccount]

@CleveCapone216 @Rob_Shenanigans What did Dems do? Especially in Ohio? We have been a red state for years and our education stats rank under many Blue states.

[Ben @thebenaccount]

@jayb650 @TJDOGMANR2 @RealJamesWoods Eh, they dont do facts.