TheBentrick™ (PARODY)

#bentrick

[TheBentrick™ (PARODY) @TheBentrick]

. @elonmusk thanks for spending 1000 times what most VERY rich fuckers would make in their whole life to acquire and ruin one of my favorite places on the internet.

See you on BlueSky you absolute sponge.

(This will be my last tweet until that idiot no longer owns this place)

[TheBentrick™ (PARODY) @TheBentrick]

Oh hell Yeah it’s perfect now, don’t change it

[TheBentrick™ (PARODY) @TheBentrick]

@PeripheryBand @SalemCivCenter we can’t hear the guitars at all, somebody go tell the sound guy lol

[Siddhant Adlakha @SiddhantAdlakha]

If Nolan is doing more espionage, that's fine by me. His last one was "what if you could go backwards through a Bond movie." Give him 70 trillion dollars.

[stella ⟡ ݁ @brokenbrds]

“im a top” “im a bottom” okay???? im vengeance??? i am the night??? i’m batman??

[:3than @itsflanagain]

Ever since I was a little kid I knew that I wanted to be late for work

[TheBentrick™ (PARODY) @TheBentrick]

@iamhelvis I like this one a bunch

[bird bidet @iamhelvis]

Y'know what, man?

*Trebuchets your castle*

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

An extremely powerful coronal mass ejection from our star, captured by the SDO space observatory.

[bird bidet @iamhelvis]

The subtle art of nuclear firepower

[Shahanshah of the Internet Age @ChazakielDoremi]

Unfathomable amounts of people have fallen in love, found beauty in a sunset, were brave, cowardly, loyal, traitors, died fighting senseless wars in the names of tribes and gods that will never be remembered for an amount of time literally incomprehensible

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Only @EricIdle could upstage one of the funniest openings ever written with a physical bit so unexpected & iconic that I think about it once a week. (From THE RUTLES: ALL YOU NEED IS CASH, 1978.)

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

nightmare I was Abraham Van Helsing and I couldn’t get anyone to help me kill Dracula because he pays workers a fair wage ($37.50/h plus 90% covered insurance and dental)

[Lynxzyboy @lynxzyboy]

I have plans I cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

Leaked photo of NASA taking the sun down for maintenance

[TheBentrick™ (PARODY) @TheBentrick]

@jasonschreier Hell yeah getem

[whalefact @awhalefact]

most whales can’t even safely leave the ocean anymore probably because of woke