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just vibes

[MEDUSA @thebestpatel]

So are we going to have to watch this fight on YouTube highlights or what

[☔ @Whotfismick]

The good old days

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It’s feeling like…spring. Something doesn’t feel right

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My inability to turn off my brain might actually kill me

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@mmmmmkayyyyyyy Tell that man to make his own soup 📢 sincerely, someone who makes their significant other soup when they’re sick 😂

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Mais…suis sensé faire quoi dans la vie?

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But why can’t fashion be like…a dollar store hobby. Why is it so expensive 😡😤

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@_kaweenn Yooo the Q&A in corporate presentations is ruthless. The pressure is getting worser 🙃

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@pondimone 🍸✨

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I cant believe we haven’t cancelled kim kardashian yet

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@ikhandoit We’re all NPCs

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Okay but can we calm the lights on the Ford F150s. I’m going blind out here

[haņņah ♿️✨ @genzalternative]

no im so serious this such a good fucking tool

[Jyoty Singh @BecauseJyoty]

Istg I’ve never wanted to drag someone by their hair as much as I want to with @amyschumer - an actual wasteman. And taking up so much space in the entertainment world. The worst thing is this donkey will continue to get work after all of this kmt.

[MEDUSA @thebestpatel]

@ikhandoit They spend money on bicycle lanes and policing the French language 🙃

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Shaving your legs after leg day is not for the weak

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Sooo I just realized the govt goes to these cabinet meetings (or whatever you call them) just to publicly roast each other

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I just wanna know what it feels like to run, literally sprint at full speed, without having boobs

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How come the fall be nicer than the summer

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So everyone went apple picking this weekend 😂