Bethany

I basically tweet sarcasm.

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Would someone who tweets on twitter be called a tweeter or a twitterer?

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The older I get, the less I care for holidays. Yes, a few days of holiday cheer is fun, but I’m ready for work, life, and schedule to be back to normal again… and Christmas is still a week out.

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People, if you’re gonna post a movie of yourself playing ukulele while trying to look cute, please: TUNE THE UKULELE FIRST.

I don’t care how cute you think you are. If the ukulele is out of tune, it’s not cute.

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Like I don’t wanna be judgy or anything, but really… why in the world would anyone wanna play Rimsky-Korsakov’s Flight of The Bumblebee?

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Forcing me to watch your YouTube ad by not having a skip button is literally the worst advertising strategy ever.

I’ve lost any (nonexistent) interest in your product because 1) you’re annoying and 2) you suck.

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Okay, not to be judgy or anything, but why do the majority of fiddlers play out of tune?

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I heard the Olympic medals were made from recycled electronics. That’s literally the epitome of that saying “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.”

#Olympics #TokyoOlympics #Tokyo2020

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I donno who’s idea it was to make a live-action Clifford the Big Red Dog, but I saw a clip from the trailer and it was absolutely terrifying.

Some things are just better left alone. Why make a kid’s horror film out of an already bizarre film concept.

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Me working as an actor on my first film set like: “Can someone tell me what B-roll is?”

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@diggy_dwd Haha! 👌I like coconut, but when it’s carbonated, that’s just weird. 😂

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Pretty sure that Coconut La Croix is the equivalent of drinking carbonated lotion.

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Health “experts” say that it even if both people are vaccinated, going on a date is not “risk free”.

Ummmm, when was dating ever “risk free”?

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@diggy_dwd Oh yes, that’s another good one.

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The secret to success is washing your makeup brushes regularly.

You’re giving yourself a better future.

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@diggy_dwd Beauty! 😍

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What is the actual point of unsalted corn chips?

You might as well eat corn husks. 😂

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@diggy_dwd You have a point. 👌

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Add pops up “Best razor for women.” -CNN

If CNN is recommending a razor, that will be the one I for sure won’t buy.

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@CollinMcConkey Oh yes! I’ve seen those. Yeah that’s the other point of confusion with the masks. No one is having a fit test, guys with giant beards are wearing them, and one size doesn’t fit all. With so much irregularities, i know a cloth mask is not offering much protection.

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@CollinMcConkey Out of curiosity, wouldn’t a face shield just be better in general? They say the cloth masks are supposed to stop droplets, but wearing a mask for longer periods of time makes the mask moist from condensation. So wouldn’t a face shield offer better protection than a cloth mask?

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Technically pacifists shouldn’t be allowed to argue.