Rals

Likes long walks on the beach, outsmarting Yancy, and dogs. Killer at WWII trivia. Probably somewhere downing a pint with my better half.

[Rals @thebetterbecket]

@WhatTheFuckRals brb flexing in the mirror

[Rals @thebetterbecket]

@WhatTheFuckRals Great thing to wake up to. Thanks, boo.

[National Geographic Animals @NatGeoAnimals]

Bark twice for #BarkFest! Don't miss a dog-tastic weekend of all bark, no bite TV celebrating man's best friend.

[Rals @thebetterbecket]

Thoroughly disappointed that Mad Max: Fury Road (Furry Road?) was not about bulldogs. I want a refund.

[Rals @thebetterbecket]

We've been through some shit, but I can't ever imagine a day where I don't want to be his.

[Rals @thebetterbecket]

@WhatTheFuckRals Please. You think we should take a few days and head to the cabin?

[Rals @thebetterbecket]

@WhatTheFuckRals To you? Always.

[Rals @thebetterbecket]

@WhatTheFuckRals God, I missed you too. Thanks for always giving me something amazing to come back to.

[Rals @thebetterbecket]

@WhatTheFuckRals I love you a lot too, baby. Always.

[Rals @thebetterbecket]

@WhatTheFuckRals @imsoyancy Aw, I knew you loved me deep down.

[Rals @thebetterbecket]

@WhatTheFuckRals @imsoyancy I'll feed him treats periodically to keep him complacent.

[Rals @thebetterbecket]

@WhatTheFuckRals @imsoyancy He can be my pillow.

[Rals @thebetterbecket]

@imsoyancy @WhatTheFuckRals I call that one fluffy rug.

[Rals @thebetterbecket]

@WhatTheFuckRals @imsoyancy Enterprise served with a side of grumpy Chuck.

[Rals @thebetterbecket]

@WhatTheFuckRals Are you kidding? I can limbo under your standards any day.

[Rals @thebetterbecket]

@imsoyancy @WhatTheFuckRals Bro. Do I need to bring out the Trek?

[Rals @thebetterbecket]

@WhatTheFuckRals At least my husband has standards.

[Rals @thebetterbecket]

@WhatTheFuckRals @imsoyancy I don't know what this is about but I'm in.

[Rals @thebetterbecket]

@FolgersRim Tendo yes

[Tendo Choi @FolgersRim]

I bought 7lbs of candy that I'm going to feed to Raleigh to slowly drive Yancy insane