Billy Procida

Comedian • Podcaster • Writer • Retired Hot Guy • Old School Blue Check

[Billy Procida @TheBillyProcida]

Y'all, this place is weird. So here's a weird video of me.

For those who dig me, check out that place in that bio above to find me. ✌️

[Billy Procida @TheBillyProcida]

Algorithm, please show me more comedy lovers in Philadelphia who are looking for Pride plans this weekend. https://t.co/beUP8M2QG3

[Billy Procida @TheBillyProcida]

@RepMikeLawler This is the straightest Pride graphic I've ever seen.

[Billy Procida @TheBillyProcida]

Brand: Who's your demographic?

Me: Probably bots.

[Billy Procida @TheBillyProcida]

@ConnieScouts @braxtonberrios one time in 2020 i got into a twitter fight with what turned out to be a fake Braxton Berrios account and it took me half the season to realize and stop hating BB on the field

[Billy Procida @TheBillyProcida]

yo.

yo

aux champs-elysees kinda slaps hard.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

neurodivergent people tend to overshare because it makes them feel as if they're significantly more tolerable with more context

[Billy Procida @TheBillyProcida]

@YouWontFeelThis @SNYGiants totally.

i'm hoping the next time Fox News clip strolls around yelling at a WNBA player that i'll see you posting about that too. they are side-by-side connected.

more speech is good :)

[Jon Kent @jonkentcomrade]

Zohran is just showing that Dems could have been doing this shit the entire time, while they were going oh but our hands are tied bullshit.

[Billy Procida @TheBillyProcida]

@YouWontFeelThis @SNYGiants right but haven't we been listening to fox news and trump cabinet members telling [liberal] pro athletes to "shut up and dribble"?

i agree with you...but i want that extended both ways. and i wanna see someone like you criticize they hypocrisy when the righties yell at Lebron.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Project 2025 architect praises Trump for implementing Project 2025:

"We proposed 1,913 recommendations for Project 2025. 1,055 have been implemented."

[Billy Procida @TheBillyProcida]

Don't even hate-watch these. Let them bomb.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

In the same week Pope Leo XIV urged caution about AI in his first encyclical, one Hollywood studio delivered its equivalent of an endorsement for the technology: Amazon MGM Studios greenlit three animated series produced using generative AI. https://t.co/rhtVT5rXUK

[SNY Giants @SNYGiants]

Abdul Carter says he will only address Jaxson Dart introducing Donald Trump one time:

"Some things are bigger than football, and this is one of those things.

Jaxson is one of our leaders - he's the face of our franchise. He represents himself and what he does, and he represents all of us.

If he chooses to align himself with a man like President Trump, it's my responsibility based on what I believe and what I stand on to not only show my teammates that I'm against that, but to show the world.

That doesn't mean that we have to spread hate. That doesn't mean that me and Jaxson hate each other or we have beef. I sit next to Jaxson every day - we're close, we talk.

As long as we make sure we have the same goal as a team, and our goals align - which they do -that's all that matter.

I just want to move past this."

[Billy Procida @TheBillyProcida]

I should not be able to get both morning wood AND a massive hangover. My body is mocking me.

[Billy Procida @TheBillyProcida]

@NicHulscher can someone explain to me why this explanation of the theory is wrong? https://t.co/ztjAX8xtpY

[𓋼𓍊𝐸𝓂𝓅𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈𝐸𝓁𝒻𝒾𝒾𝑒𓍊𓋼 @EmpressElfiie]

It’s such a wild time to be alive because we have mainstream media posting straight up fetish porn on HBO while independent sex workers are fighting for our lives to exist on social media platforms

[London River @LondonRiverSFW]

Sex work is the voluntary exchange of a service for capital.

Sex work is work.

Sex trafficking is not a voluntary exchange. When you conflate these things you do a disservice to both consensual workers and trafficking victims.

[₮ł₥Ø₮ⱧɎ @TimothyYBarrett]

Ever since this city elected a muslim socialist for mayor almost every day looks like the end of It's A Wonderful Life up there

[Billy Procida @TheBillyProcida]

@TheJetPress okay do you next 🙏

[The Jet Press @TheJetPress]

💙🧡

[Lisa Ann @thereallisaann]

💙🧡 @nyknicks ready to get that rest & handle the rest 🏆… let’s G🏀🏀🏀🏀