stanley bing

[stanley bing @thebingblog]

Many many people will die. And the beaches will be full.

[stanley bing @thebingblog]

You’re just trying to cheer me up.

[Tim Stearns @StearnsLab]

In 1720 Marseille allowed a ship from plague-ridden Cyprus into port, under pressure from merchants who wanted the goods and didn’t want to wait for the usual quarantine. More than half the population of Marseille died in the next two years. https://t.co/IDapJhFhzM

[hirschorn @hirschorn]

The American Physiognomical Society confirmed this. Consider me convinced!

[cali badger 🦡 @calibadger]

white house also believes listening to this album can kill coronavirus.

[stanley bing @thebingblog]

It’s simultaneously pathetic and endearing, how people are writing with surprise that the President of the United States, as he refers to himself now in the third person always, shows no empathy for those who have died. What about sociopathic narcissists do we still not get yet?

[stanley bing @thebingblog]

You can virtually trash network programming.

[Joe Flint @JBFlint]

I will be making a virtual trip to New York for upfront week. I will eat pizza virtually at Sal & Carmine’s, have a virtual cheeseburger at Cozy Soup & Burger and virtually run around Central Park multiple times.

[stanley bing @thebingblog]

I think we have every reason to inject ourselves with bleach.

[Molly Wood @mollywood]

I'm just laugh-crying for America rn

[stanley bing @thebingblog]

Huxley strikes.

[stanley bing @thebingblog]

@TreyCallaway @ANNELAMOTT 🙏🏻

[Kurt Andersen @KBAndersen]

Alas, it seems like a good moment to re-up this excerpt from Fantasyland. https://t.co/of9Be4oWnB

[stanley bing @thebingblog]

I dunno! But thanks for your tasty thoughts!

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

What is the most iconic Fox News screenshot of the pandemic?

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

There’s no way to safely reopen without massive testing.

Yet we’re barely testing more people this week than last. And hospitals continue to report serious bottlenecks.

If Trump ignores the experts and forces a premature reopening,

Even more Americans will die.

[stanley bing @thebingblog]

Many idiots in Santa Monica running around exercising and jogging without masks. It’s a millennial thing. The same people who run by trailing fumes are the ones who leave their bird scooters where they drop them on the sidewalks. #okmillennial

[Kara Swisher @karaswisher]

None of these examples are virulently contagious. Yet this buffoon is adding to the pile of appallingly toxic and deceptive information that has been and is being spewed by Fox News. Its previous behavior is actionable, its current is depraved.

[stanley bing @thebingblog]

Nope.

[Kurt Andersen @KBAndersen]

Watched the first episode of Tiger King. I get it. Don’t really need to watch the other six hours, do I?

[stanley bing @thebingblog]

And as long as the Republican infrastructure in congress and elsewhere is in the drivers seat, he will succeed. And bye-bye to what wafer-thin democracy we have left.

[stanley bing @thebingblog]

History shows despots attain absolute authority when they assert it, and that assertion goes unchallenged by existing institutions. Putin is doing it right now with his “legislation” to put him in office for life. And as always his American toady is trying to follow suit.

[stanley bing @thebingblog]

History shows despots attain absolute authority when they assert it, and that assertion goes unchallenged by existing institutions. Putin is doing it right now with his “legislation” to put him in office for life. And as always his American toady is trying to follow suit.

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

Why do reputable news organizations carry these daily Trump press conferences live?

They are filled with misinformation and propaganda. From the President himself, no less.

The country would be far better served and informed if they used highlights later.

Enough is enough.

[Joe Flint @JBFlint]

Email from Quibi releasing a "full-length trailer" for an upcoming show. How long does a Quibi trailer run? Seven seconds?