Celeste

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[Celeste @thebionicbabe]

@Nira_O351 Hi 😌

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

Can we normalize telling people “ I’m no longer interested” rather than ghosting ?

[Celeste @thebionicbabe]

@horrorsthetics Where can I buy these again 🥹

[Celeste @thebionicbabe]

@loserrr56 Dm me 💋

[Celeste @thebionicbabe]

Everyone is sleeping on noah cyrus

[Celeste @thebionicbabe]

I should have known my ex was gay when he obsessed over Barney from How I Met Your Mother

[Celeste @thebionicbabe]

I literally thought it was the beginning of September for about 5 minutes
Jesus can we slow down

[Celeste @thebionicbabe]

The worst part about friends who are always late is that they think its funny & just continue & make it their personality ( guilty )

[Celeste @thebionicbabe]

Wtf did people do when the disassociate in a social setting when phones weren’t around

[Celeste @thebionicbabe]

It should be illegal to make an EDM remix of sweet caroline

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

I think it’s cool that people have to regularly file for bankruptcy because of the cost of being taken to a hospital during a medical emergency but instead my tax dollars go towards rescuing four morons who took an aluminum foil wrapped paper towel roll to the bottom of the ocean

[gabitha. @igabitha]

It takes a lot of emotional maturity to look objectively at someone’s actions toward you, even after they hurt your feelings, so that you can understand why it happened because you love them & refuse to villainize them because you understand that people are seldom real villains.

[Celeste @thebionicbabe]

Im so glad I transitioned from friends who think 20 minutes is far drive, to friends who think 4 hours isn’t bad

[Celeste @thebionicbabe]

I new i found my true friends when they weren’t hesitant in loving nickleback

[Celeste @thebionicbabe]

Honestly wish I understood tv sports so i could ignore people at the bar also. I get it now

[Celeste @thebionicbabe]

The best compliments are when someone says they noticed you across the room

[Celeste @thebionicbabe]

Alone at a bar & eavesdropping on complete strangers for 30 minutes is a whole new level of fun- tell me im wrong

[Celeste @thebionicbabe]

@kemimarie Thank you. This is so lonely & left out

[kemi @kemimarie]

everybody wanna talk about their new eras but no one wants to talk about that lil “stagnant era” that comes right before a new era