🦾Lisa Clements ♍️🕉

Armless but harmless G&T fan, dog owner, @unisontheunion steward & disabled members rep, one armed cricketer at @clanfieldcc 🏏

[🦾Lisa Clements ♍️🕉 @thebioniccomic]

@johnpringdns I’d like to say I’m surprised to hear this but I’m not! For years people without disabilities have made decisions for those with disabilities. It’s not right and it’s not fair and it needs to change!

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

We want to sincerely congratulate Nigel Farage.

For defeating a man with a bin on his head.

In a by-election that he called.

To avoid questioning over receiving an unreported £5 million pounds.

From an offshore, crypto-bro billionaire.

That hasn’t achieved anything.

As he can still face an inquiry over the donation.

Meaning this entire farce has been a complete waste of time.

Nigel – well done.

[🦾Lisa Clements ♍️🕉 @thebioniccomic]

Played cricket this morning and for first time in an actual match I bowled and my arm farted & flew off! Slightly freaked out the batters! Another sign it’s too hot for #prostheticarms #disabilitysport #disabilitycricket

[National Highways: South-East @HighwaysSEAST]

Lane 1 (of 2) remains closed on the #A3 northbound in #Hampshire between #A3(M) near #Horndean and the B2070 near #Weston due to an uneven road surface.

The defect is related to extreme weather conditions.

There are 10 minute delays and 2 miles of congestion on the approach.

[🦾Lisa Clements ♍️🕉 @thebioniccomic]

@MicksGarage terrible #customerservice since March I’ve been asking for a replacement for wrong item YOU sent. I’ve sent photos&videos but you still haven’t sent correct item. Despite telling your team about my disability & difficulties had in their requests NO HELP

[🦾Lisa Clements ♍️🕉 @thebioniccomic]

@BBCSouthNews October in East Hants 👍

[Clanfield Cricket Club 🏏 @clanfieldcc]

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝗻…

Plenty more indoor #cricket over the next few weeks, but one eye is on the countdown to outdoor cricket in the #summer. New players wanted across our men’s, women’s, and junior teams playing both friendly and @hantscl teams.

[National Highways: South-East @HighwaysSEAST]

A reminder that the #M27 in Hampshire will close tonight at 8pm for 10 days.

The closed stretch is between Junction 9 for #Whiteley and Junction 11 for #Fareham.

A diversion route via the A27 will be in use, which will be very busy.

[🦾Lisa Clements ♍️🕉 @thebioniccomic]

@itvcorrie is it just me or does anyone else just want Maggie to say go on go on go on…just once!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Someone just asked me if I was “ready for Christmas.”

It is the 24th of November. I'm not even ready for this afternoon.

[🦾Lisa Clements ♍️🕉 @thebioniccomic]

@fopminui Love it! ❤️

[🦾Lisa Clements ♍️🕉 @thebioniccomic]

@x_helloitsliv Lewis is a better dancer than he was an actor in Emmerdale

[🦾Lisa Clements ♍️🕉 @thebioniccomic]

Absolutely disgusting attitude from @waitrose

[Nigel Travis @Nigel_Travis]

I urge everyone to share this post. Disgusting treatment by @waitrose My daughter Sadie Travis used to work with this young man, who is a lovely lad. He deserves better. Shame on Waitrose🤬

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Putting a pastry lid on a bowl of stew does not make it a pie.

[🦾Lisa Clements ♍️🕉 @thebioniccomic]

Never got it #emergencyalert

[🦾Lisa Clements ♍️🕉 @thebioniccomic]

We mourn the Prince of darkness and there should be a day’s mourning at least for the man that was a legend. RIP Ozzy #Ozzyforever 🤘🤘🦇

[🦾Lisa Clements ♍️🕉 @thebioniccomic]

#Wimbledon A Champagne cork popping onto Centre Court during the Men’s Final at Wimbledon, as the world No.1 is about to serve, I think, is the most british, middle class faux pas I’ve ever seen. 🍾 🎾 🏆 🍓

[🦾Lisa Clements ♍️🕉 @thebioniccomic]

@rebusrocks @richardosman Yes!

[🦾Lisa Clements ♍️🕉 @thebioniccomic]

#NewProfilePic

[🦾Lisa Clements ♍️🕉 @thebioniccomic]

@Liz_ORiordan 2016 was my worst year. Mum passed away on 6th May unexpectedly in hospital. Dad was in another hospital as he was the one who’d been poorly. On 2nd July he died too, he’d been moved to same hospital mum was in. Ultimately he died of a broken heart. My world fell apart that year