Jade Iris Black

I like big books and I cannot lie.

[Jade Iris Black @theblackiris26]

@Ab0veL0wer48 I hear “down hill” lol 😂

[Jade Iris Black @theblackiris26]

I think during any other point in our lives this snow would have been the *biggest* deal but after 14 months of Patricia it’s like “oh yeah, here’s the side struggle for this week.”

[Jade Iris Black @theblackiris26]

Our new kitten has an upper respiratory infection and I would never wish sickness on her but now we have en excuse to bring her with us to the in-laws for Christmas and like, I can’t *not* be happy about it.

[Jade Iris Black @theblackiris26]

I’m old enough to know that my back’s probably just going to hurt every day for the rest of my life but young at heart enough to still be surprised every morning when I wake up.

[Jade Iris Black @theblackiris26]

*shepherd not shelter

[Jade Iris Black @theblackiris26]

@WilliamMatt22 I read Psalm 23 and saw Christ ministering as the loving shelter. I saw only hope. Again, I don’t mean this as a “disagreement,” but I hope you read this and find encouragement that the shadow might be passing & better days are coming

[Jade Iris Black @theblackiris26]

@WilliamMatt22 I read Psalm 23 and saw Christ ministering as the loving shelter. I saw only hope. Again, I don’t mean this as a “disagreement,” but I hope you read this and find encouragement that the shadow might be passing & better days are coming

[Jade Iris Black @theblackiris26]

@WilliamMatt22 I don’t mean this to come across as disagreement or rebuttal to your concern; but I just read Psalm 23 and see only light. This year has been so hard. I have felt so strange because I’m entering the “summer” of my life and have also felt guilt for being happy.

[Jade Iris Black @theblackiris26]

@NiamhFitz Yes, unless she’s asleep in which case I whisper to myself “oooh, sleepy kitty” and back out of the room quietly.

[Lance Cooper @lmauricecpr]

If you’re still wearing a mask when you go out, please retweet this tweet. I just want to see how much common sense is still out there.

[Jade Iris Black @theblackiris26]

@kaesha__nicole I just realized I put Nightmare Before Christmas on there twice! Substitute one for It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

[Jade Iris Black @theblackiris26]

@kaesha__nicole Okay, so I’m not a huge scary movie person but I looove Halloween. Here’s my list! I also really love the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina on Netflix, it’s a great show for Spooky Season! https://t.co/KvlSeXhoe9

[Jade Iris Black @theblackiris26]

Had anyone else noticed that on Bravo shows when the cast refer to themselves as a “family” it’s always an excuse for super toxic behavior? No shade, I love Bravo; it speaks more to family than it does to Real Housewives dynamic...

[Jade Iris Black @theblackiris26]

I think when our parents & grandparents day “you’ll get more conservative as you get older.” What they really mean is we’ll get too tired to care about others because capitalism is such a rat race- just like they did.

[Jade Iris Black @theblackiris26]

@Ab0veL0wer48 Saaaaame! Started it this weekend and binged Season 1, it’s so good!!!!

[Jade Iris Black @theblackiris26]

I have a joke about RomComs but you can probably guess the ending

[betchesbrides @betchesbrides]

"being engaged in 2020 is fun because all the uncertainty keeps things spicy!" said no one ever

[Jade Iris Black @theblackiris26]

@LRonCupboard I live in Ohio and I am 1,000% on board with this

[Cooper @Cooperstreaming]

Ever notice how a 16 year old is a “little girl” when she lobbies for political change but a “young woman” when she’s sexually assaulted?

[Cindy Wang Brandt @cindywangbrandt]

The thing about privilege is you never think you have it.

You think you're on the right side of history, or "not really political," and even indignant about injustices.

Normalize the awareness that you might be the oppressor.

[maybe: grace @bobpinacolada]

When I was 12 I was catcalled by a boomer at the gas station and I said politely that I was actually only twelve and apologized (for being 12 lol????) and he said “age is just a number” and kept trying to talk to me like tf what