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When in doubt, cake.

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You don’t even have to run you can just wear a medal and eat cake

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2021 registration is now open. Get a virtual kit and we’ll send you a race in a box. https://t.co/lI9OkLLgUk

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@VirginSexPet 🍩🤩

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@aimeebauer13 That is the hardest decision you’ll ever have to make. You should lie down for a nap while you decide.

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@PhillipWren I’m proud of you. You deserve many naps and even more cakes. 🍰🍰🍰

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@courtlukens You are the first and only. I applaud your dedication. 🍰

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@shazamaramack Yes to naps. Yes to cake. 🍰

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@JMCroswell @Oatmeal 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

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@kakariki Excellent job! 🍰🍕

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@AliciaCronin7 The math checks out 🍰

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@camiracle7 Nice job! You get five cakes and five pizzas 🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

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@Jessica_Dickens It’s important to take your time when making decisions. I would mull it over through a few quarts of ice cream.

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@ThingsPutzSays Congratulations!!! 🍰🍰🍰

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@MonEavieG Congrats! Now give that tiny human some cake 🍰

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@MirRomeroMD Nice job! 🍰

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@mercury1123 A full marathon deserves a full cake 🎂

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@data_kata Nice job! 🍰

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@HVorwerck (Secret pizza hidden in there)

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@HVorwerck 🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍕🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰

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@adambduffy Thanks for participating! 🍰