Blind Date Project

An entirely improvised show between two desperate strangers (played by awesome crazy actors) looking for a connection.

[Blind Date Project @theblinddatepro]

You're a drag queen and you live in the forest!!! It's my dream!
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[Blind Date Project @theblinddatepro]

It's my dream to live with someone on a farm or in a boat...
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[Blind Date Project @theblinddatepro]

Ok! Gratuitous fucking motions!
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[Blind Date Project @theblinddatepro]

You have such a beautiful energy and I find it really overwhelming
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[Blind Date Project @theblinddatepro]

Are you awkward? Are you ok?
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[Blind Date Project @theblinddatepro]

Gene Simmons might like my empathetic energy
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[Blind Date Project @theblinddatepro]

I just like that he's come from such meagre beginnings...he's taken the bull by the horns.
I mean he wouldn't hang out with me...I don't have tits.
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[Blind Date Project @theblinddatepro]

Does he ever stop having sex? Like when does he pause?
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[Blind Date Project @theblinddatepro]

He's had sex with over 10'000 women ?!
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[Blind Date Project @theblinddatepro]

Please shake on it I'm English
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[Blind Date Project @theblinddatepro]

Would you be willing to stay up all night with me?
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[Blind Date Project @theblinddatepro]

I genuinely don't want to think about tomorrow
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[Blind Date Project @theblinddatepro]

My regrets are just punching people when I shouldn't.
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[Blind Date Project @theblinddatepro]

I'm going to give you a poop bag. As a memento from tonight.

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[Blind Date Project @theblinddatepro]

You've got a hidden, massive ego...

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[Blind Date Project @theblinddatepro]

I pooped a lot today. And I really enjoyed it.

Tell me more.

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[Blind Date Project @theblinddatepro]

I'm going to go and get drunk and have sex until Thursday!
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[Blind Date Project @theblinddatepro]

Oh that's a matching tattoo I got with someone who I was with for like a week...I can do just sex too!
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[Blind Date Project @theblinddatepro]

Are you very compartmentalised about your joy, and your work and your life?
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[Blind Date Project @theblinddatepro]

You can be nice and get what you want.

How?!
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