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NSFW: @thebxdypatrick

[patrick @thebodypatrick]

non euclidean body geometry

[patrick @thebodypatrick]

@hotchipandlie_ Make him donate his shins to some 4'8" king to prove he's pure of heart

[patrick @thebodypatrick]

this low-key me

[sensitive young hetaira @sensualhoplite]

russian man at my friend’s hostel describe alcohol as a lubricant for the conversational sphincter and then fell down the stairs head first after several negronis

[patrick @thebodypatrick]

@hell_doe Spiritually Irish post

[Seth Harp @sethharpesq]

Love it when British people tell you to sort yourself out

[patrick @thebodypatrick]

@jenny2x4 If it was me I would have gotten him a little skeleton body and turned the crossbones into a lil bowtie

[patrick @thebodypatrick]

Teaming up with my previous work opp against a new work opp

[patrick @thebodypatrick]

three for the price of two, baby!

[Mark R. Levin @marklevinshow]

I ban myself from going to Ireland until its sickening government is voted out.

[patrick @thebodypatrick]

He likes girls who cook one very specific thing

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

Hey @HunterBiden do you like girls who cook and have onlyfans just wondering haha

[Fugs 🇵🇸🇾🇪🇱🇧🔻 @FugeusRedux]

Over a decade ago, I thought the Hiberno English phrase “to shift” meant Oral Sex rather than kissing which led to a period which did lead me to view some of my Irish followers in an absolutely insane light

[mel the sixth 🏳️‍🌈 | TVL-pilled @smolwarden]

see the problem is that you think odysseus fights gods

[patrick @thebodypatrick]

Somebody do a welfare check on @TrueAnonPod

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

I already thought Elon’s mom constantly defending him on twitter was embarrassing. I didn’t even consider that Elon was the one tweeting as his own mom and defending himself, which is maybe the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen

[patrick @thebodypatrick]

@hotchipandlie_ I am, spiritually

[Jon Burr @MasterJonBurr]

@ContrarianAlex Oh my stars and garters that ref really let him explore the studio space right on his face

[patrick @thebodypatrick]

@hotchipandlie_ undercount

[Red-Green Alliance @RedGreenBC]

Thinking about the profound Inuit relationship with nature and getting really mad at white women while I scarf down my 3rd serving of factory farmed beef so far this week >>>>>>

[patrick @thebodypatrick]

@hotchipandlie_ How's that work?

[patrick @thebodypatrick]

I don't know why they call it a pull out couch because every time I've been on one of those things I've never pulled out

[patrick @thebodypatrick]

@hotchipandlie_ ✋

[patrick @thebodypatrick]

"he never made me cum"

okay yes there is an epidemic of men being selfish and inconsiderate but I think it has to be remembered that trying to make some of y'all cum is like trying to tune a piano on acid