Wife texts husband at work:
Wife: Don't forget bread, oh and your girlfriend Elizabeth says hi.
Husband: Who's Elizabeth?
Wife: Nobody, just making sure you read my text.
Husband: Phew! I'm with Elizabeth right now. I thought you caught us.
Wife: What? Where are you?
Husband: Near the bakery
Wife: Stay there, I'm coming.
Five minutes later
Wife: I'm here, where are you?
Husband: At work, since you're there, grab the bread.
@LSUfootball I keep getting asked the same question. How is this possible that these great players from all over the country want to all come play at the same place?? The best way I can explain in two simple words is that it’s
Two things can be true. 1.Bailing on Ole Miss feels gross in the CFP era. Especially because the Rebels are high powered enough to win multiple games. It’s not just bailing on a bowl game w no national title implications. 2.LSU is a better job.
“I don’t know how many times I’ve got to say it. I’m not taking the Alabama job”. Premier college football exits/entrances always include deception & heartbreak. But whatever fan base grabs the prized HC — they always have an instant case of flexible morality. Eat or be eaten.
While we wait on #KiffinWatch considering searching my mentions for everyone who was super sure MVB was the cure all for this offense. Should be a fun pastime.