Brian McCarthy

mediocre tweeter at best.

[Brian McCarthy @thebreezelm]

@KCMjustChillin A classic ID10T ERROR …

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13 days doesn’t look like a lot on paper, but turns out it is 🥴

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😗💨

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In a wild world that is often unpredictable, I’m lucky to have found a “sure thing”.. feeling all the love for my Queen, best friend, and partner today.. Happy Valentines Day boo @jersdailyhoney 😘💕

[Brian McCarthy @thebreezelm]

When your Air BnB has a bidet 🤘😏

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Me and bae… I am the cow

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@jersdailyhoney 🥰🥰🥰

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One more day 💕

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“California smells like weed and puke” - 16 Y.O. from Estonia

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@jersdailyhoney Sex crazed vampire meth addicts

[Brian McCarthy @thebreezelm]

If anyone needs me I’ll be on hold with @UnltedAirlines

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@SBethancourt02 @jersdailyhoney @themelfluence An “Herb” garden???

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@jersdailyhoney @themelfluence Same.. that brownie look dry as hell

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@KCMjustChillin Real prude move

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@jersdailyhoney 😘

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It was cheaper for me to buy 2 new sets of Christmas lights, than buy an old used pair at Goodwill. 🗣 HEY @GoodwillIntl when will enough be enough?!

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When bae is both a chef and a genius >>> 😍😅

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@jersdailyhoney 🐻🐻🐻

[Brian McCarthy @thebreezelm]

As the adage goes… “when it rains, it pours” 😅