@ZelenskyyUa@JustinTrudeau I’m sorry that we are too weak to make the same sanctions in America! We’re just gonna take Russia out of our f@cking video games instead - that’ll show em! Freaking unbelievable!😢
@POTUS You’re not a man of Christian faith if you are supporting Russia’s economy right now! Only you can set this right, we are funding Russia’s advance! Take a stand for justice!
Kid at skatepark:
“Are you Tony Hawk?”
me: I am
him: “no you’re not”
me: ok, I’m not
him: “but are you, FOR REAL?”
me: I am, for real
him: I thought you’d look younger
me: ME TOO