andrew allen

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[Colossal Biosciences® @colossal]

We’re bringing back a literal blue antelope. From extinction. Because nature has range.

Today we’re announcing the bluebuck de-extinction project. Gone since 1800, this silvery, slate-blue grazer once shaped South Africa’s grasslands. Now it’s on its way back. 💪

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[Colossal Biosciences® @colossal]

🎟️ You’re gonna want this ticket. Hopefully you don’t have to walk.

In partnership with the UAE, we’re launching the Colossal BioVault. And it will be a permanent installation at Dubai’s Museum of the Future (@MOTF), so you'll eventually be able to visit.

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

New killer use case of Seedance 2 is putting Chuck Norris into everything

(from u/orichalchem)

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Stupid friends need help too

[Colossal Biosciences® @colossal]

New year. Bigger teeth. Still grinning.

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[Colossal Biosciences® @colossal]

AI doesn’t know it, but Przewalski’s is pronounced “shuh-VAL-skees.” Blake Russell, President of Viagen, set it straight. His company, now part of Colossal, cloned the first Przewalski’s horse using DNA saved by the San Diego Zoo, helping restore the last wild horse. 🤯

[andrew allen @thebrownsquare]

Solid read https://t.co/ejzLMpIrDK

[Colossal Biosciences® @colossal]

🦕 Meet the dinosaur that made others look small.

Dreadnoughtus was longer than two school buses, heavier than seven elephants, and still growing when it died. Discovered in Patagonia by Dr. Kenneth Lacovara, its name means “fears nothing,” and honestly, that tracks.

[Colossal Biosciences® @colossal]

🐺🌧️ Dire wolves out here living their best soggy doggy lives

[Colossal Biosciences® @colossal]

If anyone at @SlackHQ needs help resurrecting their servers, we do have some experience bringing things back.

[andrew allen @thebrownsquare]

Why do men in ascots get all the good girls?

[andrew allen @thebrownsquare]

@saintmacklin Credit where credit is glue.

[andrew allen @thebrownsquare]

@mollysoda When do we get the foot long scone!?!?

[Glenn @Fratty_Hearst]

Nabokov’s takes on various writers

[andrew allen @thebrownsquare]

My Lee Greenwood jokes never land. #old

[andrew allen @thebrownsquare]

Is there a job where I can just write bullshit everyday? Fuck…I think I already have that job.

[andrew allen @thebrownsquare]

when is diversity and inclusion going to be a metric parents are judged by?

[andrew allen @thebrownsquare]

Thinking of moving on to Web 2.0 now that all the kinks have been worked out. Any advice?

[andrew allen @thebrownsquare]

@_sevendaysin @mykajewelers Would be prettier than this thing.

[andrew allen @thebrownsquare]

@eveon @tigerwang Am I the only one that pictured fish snouts and fish buttholes?