bryban

keep your dog away from me

[bryban @thebryan2001]

I can’t believe “hey so” is back

[yeah whatever @chasedbywasps]

showing my barber a picture of my dentist

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Bumper sticker that says “don’t bother honking! I’m busy listening to Drawing Restraint 9”

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Hello my name is Stella lefty

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Maps
Are cheating

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Robbing Peter to pay the piper

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@ecareyo Only

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

@men_teeth Nah she was annoying. Anyway we each got to high-five Macklemore two years before Thrift Shop because we stood our ground

[bryban @thebryan2001]

“We don’t want to be mean, but she dresses like someone who only has to throw any old thing on to look good and, with respect and gently as possible, we don’t think that’s necessarily the case.”

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

Incredible that this continues to be the song of the summer!

[bryban @thebryan2001]

Does “you’re not the one” count as stomp clap music

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“An Obama fashion show“ is so fucking funny

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[bryban @thebryan2001]

Every gay for the last decade

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Me as a couples therapist: i watched Arrival last night and you two remind me of Amy Adams and the Aliens, it’s very hard for you to communicate but you’re trying hard to figure it out. Have you guys seen Arrival?

[bryban @thebryan2001]

Is this the new Lena Dunham book

[Foreskin and Seven Inches Ago @redrummarts]

What a way to open a chapter man

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I am not sure why I started getting Public Image Ltd and Information Society confused and now I can never stop

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Me and my mom recoiling simultaneously when Ellen’s kind science commercial comes on

[bryban @thebryan2001]

Watching an episode of 48 hours and they referred to burning man as an “arts festival”

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

wear an absurd amount of necklaces wear so many necklaces it makes people worried somehow wear so many necklaces you get so fucking awesome you just immediately go to heaven