Bryce Lamancusa

I'm living the dream and living every day like its my last.

[Bryce Lamancusa @theburtonbob]

@_emilyervin what in the actual fuck is this

[Bryce Lamancusa @theburtonbob]

@ThomasRhett you kicked ass tonight but your roadies sucked ass #beachballpoppingpricks #funpolice

[Dave Jakovina @Kentucky__Dave]

Went to see my parents and pick something up from the house. Got bitched at for this joke because family complained on Facebook. Lesson learned: if you can’t take the heat, get out of the cathedral.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Bryce Lamancusa @theburtonbob]

All I wanted was a peaceful Friday night, but no somebody had to shoot a shot in the air in the damn laundromat parking lot. This is why we can’t have nice things bro

[Bryce Lamancusa @theburtonbob]

@kelseypermar @kanebrown @_emilyervin You’re welcome Kelso!!!

[Bryce Lamancusa @theburtonbob]

@Buck_naked7 @_emilyervin Mother damn nature

[Bryce Lamancusa @theburtonbob]

Global warning my ass it’s currently snowing in Las Vegas

[Bryce Lamancusa @theburtonbob]

@LeeCanyonLV

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Bryce Lamancusa @theburtonbob]

At work tonight I witnessed a crack head on a razor scooter steal a shopping cart load a bed on it from a dumpster and scooter away while pushing the cart... my mind is blown #onlyincalifornia

[Bryce Lamancusa @theburtonbob]

Nobody looks your direction until you set up a hammock in a laundromat parking lot while you wait for your clothes to dry then everybody stares 😂

[Bryce Lamancusa @theburtonbob]

I'm going to Red Bull Straight Rhythm 2018. Check it out! https://t.co/QrXJdmDElQ

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Bryce Lamancusa @theburtonbob]

@_emilyervin Somebody needs to make an excavator bigger than my jaws apparently

[Bryce Lamancusa @theburtonbob]

Sometimes I swear this thing is my mouth always digging my ass into a bigger hole

[Bryce Lamancusa @theburtonbob]

@_emilyervin DONT THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Bryce Lamancusa @theburtonbob]

Fuck you Pennsylvania and your constant rain I want to be dry at work