The Cabal

An online collection of good stories and stuff like that. We are carrying the fire. Now accepting submissions.

[The Cabal @thecabalmag]

Great news! The Cabal is now on @Medium: https://t.co/Np66pOYZkN. Follow us to stay up to date with the latest stories and essays. #interwebs

[The Cabal @thecabalmag]

"For years, there was a running duel between two parties for the title of World’s Largest Ball of Twine." Wild Weird World of American Roadside Attractions via @lithub #america https://t.co/56s5bf8Zo1

[The Cabal @thecabalmag]

"...don’t worry, you can fully indulge them by having quiet, transactional, and consensual sex with the Zumba instructor in her duplex by the outer belt." https://t.co/2S7nVxkVsk via @mikelacher

[The Cabal @thecabalmag]

"If you didn’t want the worst version of yourself to live forever, you never should have gotten on the internet. And if you didn’t want to wear a stupid cowboy hat, you never should have booked a trip to Westworld." https://t.co/sGcEreund4 via @mcsweeneys @evoooooooooooo

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"Please join me next week when I’ll be reviewing smallpox." https://t.co/pS5fFe1l8k There is no subtlety with @iamtedwilson. #amreading via @ElectricLit

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Interesting perspective: the kid from Silverstein's Giving Tree is actually one of the "40 Best Villains in Literature"? https://t.co/EZK5oEUsLf via @lithub #fiction @knownemily

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"I think you really become a writer when you look at your career prospects and ask yourself, Is this something I could be homeless over? And you say yes," says @raedelbianco. https://t.co/Ro1faMBd5s

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Check out "Literary Classics Retold As Two-Panel Comics" for a laugh. https://t.co/Od7rv9GTDi via @lithub #amreading #literaryfiction

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@kellybarnhill @SmokeLong It shows! Excellent work :)

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""Off with your head,' the Queen said sadly. Her sadness was sincere. It’s tough to find a good therapist these days." #amreading @kellybarnhill via @SmokeLong #flashfiction

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Drop what you're doing and read our latest piece: an unnerving meditation on the life of ants (and people) by Melissa Goodrich https://t.co/e6vLOB1Q9G @good_rib #fiction #shortfiction

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“I had never met any Satanists, though I had been accused of being one in high school many times.” #amreading #fiction by @saderotica https://t.co/NLHmcnqvGH via @lithub

[The Cabal @thecabalmag]

“As to Hemingway, I read him for the first time in the early 40s, something about bells, balls and bulls, and loathed it.” @NabokovQuote https://t.co/sD27W6fy9q via @lithub

[The Cabal @thecabalmag]

https://t.co/nzc9enWtXM "When I'm at the pearly gates, this'll be on my videotape."

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“a Disney Pixar animated series where the only female character is this big-bottomed pair of mom jeans who gets lost in a Home Depot.” https://t.co/3Umra0bmvE via @mcsweeneys #amreading

[The Cabal @thecabalmag]

“The ping might be one quick ping, like a finger snap. It might be one long ping, like the sound of a blue whale groaning but in ping form.” #amreading Gary Almeter in @mcsweeneys https://t.co/95snOrXcQ7 #shortfiction

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“Meaninglessness does not come from being weary of pain. Meaninglessness comes from being weary of pleasure.” #chesterton @GKCdaily

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#NetNeutrality is dead and the govt is searching for UFOs/aliens. DGAF anymore. Send us stories about why you are miserable. #amreading #submissions

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"If our brains get too smart they will become self aware and take over our bodys." --Ken M @horseysurprise