Tiffany P.

Non-technical Tech Nerd. Wanderer. Logophile. Caffeine Queen. Oxford Comma Enthusiast. Gryffindor. Inquisitive AF. Force to be reckoned with. 🏳️‍🌈📚🖍

[Tiffany P. @thecaffcreative]

@DanCrenshawTX Hey dickwad, you’ve got your facts wrong again. Wind isn’t the problem, per ERCOT. Go stick your head in a hole and scream at yourself.

[Tiffany P. @thecaffcreative]

@tedcruz @tedcruz is the type of person who thinks he isn’t racist because he knows someone who’s black. Fuck off, Ted.

[Tiffany P. @thecaffcreative]

@laurenboebert Fuck, and I mean this in the most disrespectful way possible, you. You’re an insensitive, ignorant, waste of skin, bone, and adipose. Also, the man is an adult. You may not understand what that word means, but he’s a hell of a lot tougher and smarter than you.

[Tiffany P. @thecaffcreative]

@historygirl1020 What a clueless, abhorrent thing to say. You clearly have no idea what you’re talking about. Go hide in a fucking hole.

[Tiffany P. @thecaffcreative]

@laurenboebert You are most definitely a colossal waste of time, but here we are, stuck wasting brain cells whenever your drivel comes across the screen.

[Tiffany P. @thecaffcreative]

Hey @Microsoft are you going to take the trash out yet? I find it hard to believe they haven’t violated your ToS, since they’ve violated everyone else’s.

[Business Insider @BusinessInsider]

EXCLUSIVE: Parler is a Microsoft Office 365 user, and Microsoft employees are discussing the ethics of having the far-right social app as a customer https://t.co/WYTZ7SIXlt

[Tiffany P. @thecaffcreative]

@laurenboebert You said the left, but it’s pretty obvious you meant the right. Fuck off into oblivion already.

[Tiffany P. @thecaffcreative]

@laurenboebert Do you ever just shut up? We all know you’re batshit crazy, no need to remind us constantly.

[Tiffany P. @thecaffcreative]

@Fizzygrrl Ahhhh! This makes my heart happy! It’s still one of my daughter’s favorite memories. (Mine too!) 🖤 I’m forever grateful to you for gifting us this experience. I hope your daughter loves VD and one day gets to meet Ian, as he is a gem.

[Tiffany P. @thecaffcreative]

@Fizzygrrl had to miss her photo op, but she was there in spirit. 💛

[Tiffany P. @thecaffcreative]

Hey @Nike you want to jump in and explain your brand being on this garbage, nazi-loving site?

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

OK, twitter. This is the company that makes and sells the “Camp Auschwitz” and “6 Million Was Not Enough” Holocaust shirts. They advertise as a “Christian” company. Do your job.

[Tiffany P. @thecaffcreative]

@tedcruz Shut up already. You’re a disgusting waste of a perfectly good senate seat.

[Tiffany P. @thecaffcreative]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Do you even know what it feels like to be proud of anything other than sharing a name with a failed president?

[Tiffany P. @thecaffcreative]

@LindseyGrahamSC I hope you burn your tongue every morning and get a splinter between your toes every evening.

[Tiffany P. @thecaffcreative]

@LindseyGrahamSC But like, you’re a serious mistake. Just as a whole, fully-formed human. Also perhaps learn about terms of service. It a private platform. 45 broke the rules. That shouldn’t be hard for you to understand, being the giant piece of garbage that you are.

[Tiffany P. @thecaffcreative]

@laurenboebert Say it with me now: TERMS OF SERVICE. It’s a private platform. Perhaps learn to read what you agree to before signing for an account? Or is that too hard for your tiny brain?

[Tiffany P. @thecaffcreative]

@SecretaryCarson It’s free until you agree to the terms of service on a private social platform. Fucking idiot.

[Tiffany P. @thecaffcreative]

@RepMattGaetz God forbid a private entity has terms of service that you have to follow to use the platform. You’re a fucking ignorant tool.

[Tiffany P. @thecaffcreative]

@saulloeb is the real MVP today. His images will go down in history. Thank you for documenting this moment. Please stay safe.

[Tiffany P. @thecaffcreative]

@marcorubio @realDonaldTrump Funny how you helped create this mess, but now you’re wanting it to end. Fuck off Rubio.

[Tiffany P. @thecaffcreative]

@TomiLahren @realDonaldTrump They aren’t patriots, they’re nationalists. They’re also trash. Just like you.