Vir

Listener. Reader. Perpetually Anxious.

[Vir @thecagedsparrow]

He appears there in a puff of smoke, obviously

[ēdē @theidi_]

How does he get to the alter? Lmao

[Vir @thecagedsparrow]

@JamesHarkin

[Vir @thecagedsparrow]

If there is someone out there who had that as their first guess, please die. Thank you.

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

Wordle should be ashamed of itself today.

[Vir @thecagedsparrow]

Stop treating 30 like its geriatric

[𝙄'𝙢 𝙏𝙤𝙓𝙞𝘾 @BaT_MaN_23]

At 30, her body card is insane 🗿

[Vir @thecagedsparrow]

Karma? Dude lived a luxurious life and is/was 84

[anyone_want_chips @anyonewantchips]

This might be a good time to point out that Mitch McConnell sabotaged Barack Obama, stole 2 SCOTUS seats, packed lower courts & refused to stop Trump, twice - so it’ll be nice when karma finally has her way.

[Vir @thecagedsparrow]

We are living The Hunger Games

[mojo jojo @strawberrryboy]

Do you know how legendary it is to have a private jet waiting for your stylist to take a dress DIRECTLY off the runway (Schiaparelli at that) to you?

[Vir @thecagedsparrow]

India needs to realize that Cricket has been reduced to a sport of the subcontinent. Nobody in the rest of the world care as much.

Australia has tons of sports they are good at and so is England.

[Rahul Raj @RahulRajVerse]

Not a single country wants to spend any money on cricket infrastructure apart from india

Look at this joke of a stadium

Tnis is a GROUND ,Not A Stadium

Not a single thing is fixed and permanent

This is such an insult for cricket tbh

Even though ireland is one of the richest countries with GDP per capita of 145k USD

[naiive @naiivememe]

Unattractive girl Pretty girl
in 2000 in 2026

[Vir @thecagedsparrow]

"Republicans voted no" and it will be to stop the most heinous thing ever.

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 Missouri House passes bill banning AI deepfake porn of children.

3 Republicans voted no.

[Vir @thecagedsparrow]

Can someone find me that tweet that said "at least he didn't turn into a right wing grifter"

[Cinema Solace @SolaceCinema]

Armie Hammer’s return to acting in racist film ‘CITIZEN VIGILANTE’ has been banned by Germany.

Follows a wealthy American in Europe who blames migrants for rising crime — played by an actor accused of sexual assault by several women.

[Vir @thecagedsparrow]

I've never seen her in a film. She is pretty and must be a great actor.

But I cannot help but feel absolute disgust at brown girls' erasure from their own culture, history and stories.

[ANMOL JAMWAL @jammypants4]

Sharvari looks like an absolute angel in #MainVaapasAaunga ❤️

She has such a grasp on the craft, just knowing when to hold the reigns, never being over the top or egregiously cheesy, she has this effortless charm, you conclude, no wonder Vedang was head over heels for her.

[Vir @thecagedsparrow]

Generational run.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Vir @thecagedsparrow]

By living, she means.

[🧘🏻‍♀️🪷 @stwrawrbewry]

Accelerating aging and destroying your collagen by getting sun damage and producing advanced glycation end products from overconsuming sugar

[Vir @thecagedsparrow]

@sama Poverty. If AI can create abundance for all, it is worth every investment and more.

[Vir @thecagedsparrow]

Her: says something abhorrent
twitter: But she looks old

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

I JUST FOUND OUT THIS LADY IS ALLEGEDLY 27 HUMAN YEARS OLD???????????

[Vir @thecagedsparrow]

Do not underestimate corporate humans to create work for themselves where none exists.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Microsoft AI chief predicts AI will automate most white-collar work within 18 months.

[Vir @thecagedsparrow]

That's it? All this time, I never thought...

[fast adopter @fastadopter]

Make $12,000 a month, live off of $4000, invest the $8000. That's how you get rich.

[Vir @thecagedsparrow]

Why, when Indian politicians are visiting landmarks in India, the government spends lakhs of taxpayer rupees on decorations, refreshments and collecting a faux cheerleading crowd. How do people don't get the ick?

[Vir @thecagedsparrow]

@muraakaami @puram_politics It is far more common in American political commentary post mid 20th century and early 2000s (up to now) due the binary party system there. You can actually go back and look at the books and articles that made the phrase famous. The underlying idea exists everywhere though.