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[Carson @thecarsonista]

Hey @Greg_Byrne, I want to be in Bryant-Denny tonight to support @AlabamaFTBL! #RollTide🏈

[Carson @thecarsonista]

@jj14728 Interested. Price?

[Touchdown Alabama @TDAlabamaMag]

Will Reichard walking into the locker room after hitting the game-winning and late clutch field goal.

[Carson @thecarsonista]

C’mon, @on_running, I bought these in September and only wear them a few hours a week for low impact activities. Why the early fraying?

[Carson @thecarsonista]

I just wrote a review on Ayana Leopard Rug https://t.co/gca9E6lCE4 via @yotpo

[Carson @thecarsonista]

I just wrote a review on Zareen Steel Blue Rug https://t.co/g6BDIsRwxM via @yotpo

[James Spann @spann]

You can be a hero. Don’t assume your friends, neighbors, and family members know about the dangerous severe weather setup today and tonight. Make SURE they know about it with a text or a phone call now.

[kaitlin @thefactualprep]

Tbh, this is going exactly how I thought it would.

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

Super jealous no one is grilling my husband if he plans on continuing to work after our child is born.

[Carson @thecarsonista]

@50statecanuck Now it’s mandatory across the state. Was just mandatory on certain areas, and had “guidelines” across the state. Hopefully now the inconsiderate people who are out will get fined or arrested for their ignorance. Still some states that have not adopted this.

[Carson @thecarsonista]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Governor Kay Ivey @GovernorKayIvey]

My fellow Alabamians, effective at 5 p.m. TOMORROW, I am mandating a #StayAtHome order for our entire state. Read the order here: https://t.co/V7o5ck5HGd. #alpolitics #TogetherAL

[Dani Burger @daniburgz]

Not muting your mic is the new reply all

[Carson @thecarsonista]

@50statecanuck Nope.

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

When you visit someone’s house to meet their newborn, don’t... I repeat... DON’T think they are hosting you. Don’t expect food or entertainment. Don’t expect their house to be clean or their boobs to be covered. Don’t be a pain in the ass.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

I made a resolution to floss, and I did it. 12:01, January 1st. BAM! Blood everywhere.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i have spent the whole day. watching the human make a gingerbread house. the final touch. was a little icing dog. staring out one of the windows. now it’s a gingerbread home

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the small neighbor human and i. have been working on a puzzle. for quite some time. we only have one piece left. but we can’t find it anywhere. i hope i didn’t eat it. that sounds like something i might do

[Clint Pressley @pastorclint]

I inadvertently quoted Sting in my sermon last week and this is what my people do. I need new friends.

[Ben Rector @benrector]

Fun fact, Saban can boil water with his eyes when he is angry.

[Carson @thecarsonista]

I cast my Heisman ballot for #TuaTagovailoa! Click the player you think deserves the Heisman House vote. (📍@NissanUSA)