Cysco Certified Nutcase Professional

25, NY ➡ FL (someday...), Taken, IT Fur, drug free/alcohol free | always dreaming of the PGA 🏌️‍♂️| pfp by LavenderSparrow (FA)

[Cysco Certified Nutcase Professional @thecertpleb]

Unpopular opinion: the main reason we have such a huge student debt crisis is because we teach our kids that going to college is an expectation, rather than a career option.

[Cysco Certified Nutcase Professional @thecertpleb]

cuth pube

[𝕲𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖎 ! @JustGheri]

feeling down ?
click the ball!
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[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

THE STREAK IS OVER

AEW International Champion Orange Cassidy drops George’s record to 15-1 😧

#NATITUDE

[Cysco Certified Nutcase Professional @thecertpleb]

@LocalBateman “This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film The Never Ending Story”

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

You say something you regret. Your heart is racing, you feel like crying, or throwing something. You replay the conversation over and over.…

How to work through an emotional trigger
(a mini course):

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Famous Historical Photos Recreated By The Simpsons 📸

-a thread

[💉paranoia💉 (18+) @ParaTheDJPone]

Since the tweet is dead, I’ll revive the tweet that @PhoenixJamesYTP posted

[psy @Ddark_psy]

@DudespostingWs

[Cysco Certified Nutcase Professional @thecertpleb]

@davidbix ‘in THOSE days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on em. “Gimme five bees for a quarter” you’d say. Now where was I? Oh yeah the important thing is that I tied and onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time’

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Are you Addicted To Your Own Body's Stress Hormones?

Signs You're Running on Cortisol:

[Cysco Certified Nutcase Professional @thecertpleb]

@Venmo Thinking this was actually a notification from the Venmo app and wondering where I got that money

[3hollis @sorzwho]

a thread of big boobs 🧵:

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

If you show frustration or anger through: sighing, giving the silent treatment, or making sarcastic comments, you have a passive aggressive communication style.

Here's why:

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Trauma isn't about the event or what happened to us.

THE TRUTH ABOUT TRAUMA

A THREAD 🧵:

[AEW Games @AEWGames]

One of the most anticipated matches in #AEW history!
Who will win the AEW World Championship at #AEWFullGear?

#AEWgames

[Wrestling News @WrestlingNewsCo]

The MJF speech that took place after #AEWDynamite went off the air.

Via: CorporalCabbage on Reddit

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

I recently came across data on who we spend our time with over the course of our lives.

The insights are simultaneously inspiring and depressing.

Here are 6 graphs everyone needs to see: