Patrick Chaffer

Sports enthusiast, amateur adult, wino. My ramblings don't represent anyone other than myself.

[Lyle Skinner @SkinnerLyle]

No April fools: In New Brunswick, it is unlawful to swear in a bar, pub, or any other place that has a liquor license.

Drafters of Bill 17 restate the existing regulations.
#nbpoli #cdnlaw

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

I put the Curb Your Enthusiasm music to the stock market falling in real time as Trump announces his tariffs. My masterpiece lmao

[SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma @SubwayTakes]

We should throw-all chiropractors in prison!!

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange."

[Simpsons NFL @TheSimpsonsNFL]

Every NFL teams season in a Simpsons clip: a thread

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it but them on the map."

[Patrick Chaffer @thechaffer]

@PoirierJeffrey In the 1st round 😂😂😂

[ Q-Cap  @qcapital2020]

In honour of this @iamharaldur Vs @elonmusk showdown

You’re welcome 😁😁😁

[Chris Pronger @chrispronger]

As I reflect back on the past week and potential tragedy averted, I am filled with gratitude and appreciation. The greater sports community and humanity in general stepped up big time in this moment of crisis!

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

Why even play the Super Bowl when the game of the year is in Miami this weekend?

[Patrick Chaffer @thechaffer]

@LeJamie__ Randomly found mine on kijiji at reasonable price after a while of searching but it was basically an every day check for months thing lol.

[Wyrmwood @WyrmwoodGaming]

⚡️Big Giveaway! ⚡️

We are giving away these 2 unique Lightning vaults from The Elemental Collection, specially made by @dispeldice and Chrissie, truly one of a kind✨! Check out our Wyrmlyfe episode on the process of making these.
(To enter, rules posted below) 👇

[Formula 1 @F1]

BREAKING: Daniel Ricciardo joins Red Bull Racing as third driver for 2023

#F1 @redbullracing

[Patrick Chaffer @thechaffer]

@Asuley RBR prepping for the cap overspend proof, smart!

[Hockey Diversity Alliance @TheOfficialHDA]

Incredibly heart-breaking read but a necessary one. Our actions or lack thereof, have real-life consequences. A statement from Isaiah Meyer-Crothers in his own words sent to Akim Aliu, HDA Chair, on November 8, 2022 which he asked the HDA to release publicly on his behalf.

[TGR Haas F1 Team @HaasF1Team]

Win a copy of F1 Manager 22, signed by Guenther, Mick and Kevin!

Just make sure you RT this post and are following both us and @F1Manager 👌

Good luck!

#HaasF1

[Don Darling @dondarlingSJ]

Something has changed with New Brunswick's CMHO. I appreciate it's a very challenging role, but listening today on @CBCNB, Dr. Russell sounds like a politician. I don't want our CMHO to sound like a politician. What we need is science-based, unfiltered PH recommendations.