Chance Causey

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President Emmanuel Macron announces France will officially recognize Palestine as a state in September.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Donald Trump has been in office for one full month.

The price of Eggs are up ~23%
The price of Natural Gas is up ~17.4%
The price of Sugar is up ~16.7%
The price of Wheat is up ~8.4%
The price of Lumber is up ~4.6%
The price of Corn is up ~3.4%
The price of Gasoline is up
The price of Electricity is up
The price of Soybeans is up
The price of Cheese is up

Is this what you voted for?

[Chance Causey @thechancecausey]

@KittyBlue_Le the care bear will comfort you

[Chance Causey @thechancecausey]

@nellylovesme but I did see a pilot on snapchat with coffee all over his shirt

[Chance Causey @thechancecausey]

come back to texas it’s just not the same since you went away before you lose you accent 🤠

[Chance Causey @thechancecausey]

who had ten, yes TEN, shots of espresso today? me. who is bouncing off the walls and could run a marathon right now? ME.

[Chance Causey @thechancecausey]

got off my flight from hawaii and IT IS FREEZING IN NEW YORK ⛄️

[Chance Causey @thechancecausey]

@anna_yo13 HOW HAS IT BEEN TWO YEARS

[Chance Causey @thechancecausey]

it’s 75°… why are people wearing their canada goose today 😵‍💫

[Chance Causey @thechancecausey]

going to equinox to do the best butt ever class… happy valentine’s day to my boyfriend 🍑🥵🤪

[Chance Causey @thechancecausey]

if u don’t like kylie minogue ur wrong

[Chance Causey @thechancecausey]

did u even go to texas if u didn’t play ohio (come back to texas) by bowling for soup when u landed 🤔🤠

[Chance Causey @thechancecausey]

would apologize to my neighbors for blaring the killers all morning but let’s be honest i’m blessing all of us

[Chance Causey @thechancecausey]

and yes i’m in a cab to the theatre now

[Chance Causey @thechancecausey]

did i lose track of time and almost miss my broadway show tonight because i was looking at greenwich mansions on zillow? yes

[Chance Causey @thechancecausey]

put your makeup on, fix your hair up pretty, and meet me tonight in atlantic city

[Chance Causey @thechancecausey]

it feels like -5° today and i’m being forced to go out tonight 🥲🥲🥲

[Chance Causey @thechancecausey]

day 4 of being home and my mom is yelling at me for playing pussy talk 🙄

[Chance Causey @thechancecausey]

@KittyBlue_Le 13 year old or 26 year old? 😉

[Chance Causey @thechancecausey]

@marykat14 mine showed a video i took of @anna_yo13 on the way home from a club in vegas 😭