Charli

Mom. Bartender. Rad.

[Charli @thecharli]

Took my 3 year old in for a bladder infection today, while picking up his medicine the pharmacist asked if we had any questions:

“Is that my medicine?”
“Yes it is!”
“Does that goes in my penis?”
…
“Ahhaaa no…”

🤣🤣🤣
#momlife #boymom #toddlerlife #threeyearoldthings

[Charli @thecharli]

@Tim41878533 Ha. Corporate America doesn’t want that at all. Not on the brink of a recession. #untilichooseyoulose #RoeVsWade #momlife

[Charli @thecharli]

What would happen if every woman walked of work on Monday for the next 9 months to two years, 5 years? How would the economy fare? #untilichooseyoulose #RoeVsWade #mybodymychoice #momlife

[Tim @Tim41878533]

@thecharli Nothing that’s exactly what they want

[Charli @thecharli]

Dating apps really highlight the amount of meth being used in town. #teamnoteeth #dontdodrugs #dating #datingapp

[Charli @thecharli]

Turns out my hangovers were not the reason my brain is ridiculous, just showed up to work with my pants on inside out 🤦‍♀️ #goodmorning #scrublife

[Charli @thecharli]

The neighbor girls came up & asked me if I knew how to #whoa. I said I didn’t, so they #dabbed on me and ran away laughing. #tooold #kids

[Charli @thecharli]

You know that anger cry? The one you get when you are so mad and can’t say anything so you just start crying? That’s how my day is going. #HappyFriday

[Charli @thecharli]

Y’all ever have a complete stranger try to tell you how to spend your money? Or does that only happen to women?
#realtalk #mymoneymydecisions #stayinyourlane #mindyabusiness #womenswork

[Charli @thecharli]

“Yeah, it is fun to play with a couple of soft balls!”
#thingsISayToMyKids #momlife #boymom #ballsarefun #playtime

[Charli @thecharli]

🙋‍♂️🙋🙋‍♀️

[Charli @thecharli]

@KWCH12 5:05 according to my phone. Woke me up!

[Earthquake Alerts @QuakesToday]

3.8 magnitude #earthquake. 7 km from Bellaire, #KS, United States https://t.co/7rlbLf0G38

[Charli @thecharli]

@SenJoniErnst dissed healthcare workers and spread misinformation about #COVID19 which no doubt caused more deaths, but here she is getting a vaccine before healthcare workers. That’s what we call #TRASH

[Joni Ernst @SenJoniErnst]

1/3 Today, at the recommendation of the Office of the Attending Physician, I received the first dose of the #COVID19 vaccine.

[Charli @thecharli]

@FakeNickCarter Who wins? Covid vs. Earthquakes

[Charli @thecharli]

@velellavelellah My ears are lopsided so all my glasses and sunglasses always have to be adjusted to fit straight on my face 😂

[Charli @thecharli]

@FakeNickCarter Why did you have to go put me on blast like that?

[Charli @thecharli]

My six year old “I don’t know how I got the hiccups, maybe from cleaning?”

#ThatsANewOne #boymom #momlife #boys #hiccups

[Charli @thecharli]

When you’ve been scrolling social media all day long at work that by 4o’clock you check the Neighborhood app to see what’s going on there...

#BoredAtWork #scrollingrightalong #Refresh

[Charli @thecharli]

Anybody else think they are dragging out the counting of ballots so that hopefully the crazies will be calm by then and on to some other crazy shit, like the earth being flat again? Like, maybe these racists are just hangry?!

#FireTheTrumpRegime #hangry #DontGetComplacent