charti :(

midwestern emotional ghost boy

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Rams standout Aaron Donald plans to play Monday night vs. the Giants, he told reporters Friday.

This will be his first game since 2024.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: Detroit Pistons All-Defensive forward Ausar Thompson has reached agreement on a five-year, $155 million rookie-scale contract extension, sources tell ESPN.

[charti :( @thechartisofar]

@FrigidJW at least he will be back for the PLAYOFFS!!!!

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharrniaa]

Toronto Raptors star Kawhi Leonard signed a new three-year, $40 million contract extension, keeping him under contract through the 2029-2030 season, sources tell ESPN. Massive pay cut for Leonard who is committed to winning another championship in Toronto.

[Wrestling Pics & Clips @WrestleClips]

Will always love "I Walk Alone" but man this theme song was f*cking fire as well

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Apple TV has rolled out an immersive Friday Night Baseball broadcast on Apple Vision Pro. Viewers can experience the game in 8K with a 180-degree field of view and spatial audio.

This broadcast will be available for tonight’s Giants-Dodgers game

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

I've been burning sage all around the ThunderDome 😂😂 #PMSLive

[Tucker D. Franklin @tuckerdfranklin]

No colons in the times???

[Jordan Santiago @JordansTweetsYT]

if anyone's curious what it sounds like

[gracie ☆.*･｡ﾟ @fairyseajellie]

this is so odd to say dude- why are you more entitled to barricade to the disabled person that also abided by rules?? why do they have to go to ADA?

[aaliyah the funky pansexual (minion #7714937) @velvetbrainhaze]

Genuinely wtf was higher pitched stoned out Corey Taylor from Wish cooking 😭

[MLB @MLB]

KA-CHOW ⚡️

Elly De La Cruz speeds around the bases wearing his Lightning McQueen-themed sliding mitt!

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"There's new rules about what you're allowed to smoke or drink on TV" – Nick Wright

[The Food Manufacturing Guy @TipOfTheBanana]

Double Stuf Oreos aren't double stuffed. A high school math teacher in Queensbury, New York had his class weigh 10 of each kind, then weigh the plain wafers separately and subtract them out. Double Stuf came in at 1.86 times the filling of a regular Oreo. Mega Stuf came in at 2.68.

Nabisco said the recipe calls for double the creme and they weren't familiar with what happened in the classroom. Insider ran the same test later and got about the same number.

[Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful.com @SeanRossSapp]

My barbershop is watching....WWF In Your House from 1996?

[charti :( @thechartisofar]

@FrigidJW his career is going to DIE HERE😔😔😔😔

[charti :( @thechartisofar]

@kylespinny @lilspoonlouie @EMWAY608 @EndswellWI @TinyVoicesWI 😭😭😭😭😭

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Sean Sharaf to Gable Steveson at the UFC 331 press conference 😬

"Nobody likes a r*pist. This guy r*ped a woman in 2019, and that's why everyone is booing him. You can't do that sh*t, it's wrong."

"Okay, loophole."

[✧ @obviousari]

Accidentally hit “Install Now” instead of “Later” and now my iPhone 12 has iOS 27