Chase

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

yea i knew the muffin man *flicks cigarette*

[Chase @thechase228]

@themettenburger S2 ep 17 of Hannah Montana.

[pornbox 360 @ratio79110358]

I don’t care anymore. Put porn everywhere. Mounted vapes installed head level at every urinal. McDonald’s branded contact lenses with the logo always visible in the corner of your vision. Burger that doesnt taste good. Pill that makes you always hungry. Family guy canceled.

[mk @handslikevap0r]

i wouldn’t care if the 20 year old wage slave making $7.25 an hour shot someone in the chest on their shift

[Bert. @Bert_McSkreeenk]

Time travelling back to 2007 to show Kanye the Nazi he becomes and see how he reacts but he just says "nah that's AI" and I say "how the fuck do you know about that"

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Humanoid Alien: Our planet is exactly like yours except that our gravity is reversed. So our "up" is your "down" and vice versa

*BANG*

Me (holding a smoking .44 Magnum): I don't have time for that bullshit

[Flesh Prison Enjoyer @_theFleshPrince]

If I was in the Odyssey I would have just sailed straight home without worrying about all that stupid bullshit fr

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

The numbers 10-99 are called "the double digits". Memorize them. You don't want to be the guy at the party who's never heard of 57

[ficcnucc @ficcnucc]

WHO THE FUCK

[fawn @fawnncel]

bro please can i bum a toy off of you i havent played in like 6 hours bro

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

Same Team. New Chapter. Next Titan Up!

[Stoned Titan @stoned_titan]

The final day with our beloved.
This logo is all I have known since I was a child. It is a bittersweet goodbye. I will always love our flaming thumbtack❤️🩵💙🤍

[PJ @kickthepj]

the first half of the alphabet is simple baby stuff but when u get past lmnop it's like ok... we're getting into dangerous teritory now

[PlayStation Nostalgia @PlayStalgiaX]

Infamous (2009)

[Master At Work @MasterAtWorkinc]

Just remember who let this Patriots Super Bowl run happen

[Chase @thechase228]

@ZachCohenFB

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

RT this if you squad has made the conference chip 💪

[Andrew Quinn @hiAndrewQuinn]

Thinking about a guy I knew in college who was obsessed by the hero's journey and would refer to every girl who rejected him as "refusal of the call"

[Smiling Ghost @PhrygianWeaver]

I love it when the postgame reporter lady asks the player a question that's one 75-word sentence with 6 dependent clauses and he responds: "we're just doing what we do baby."

[ȷᥱᥒᥒі𝖿ᥱr ᥫ᭡.ִֶָ𓂃 @jen_in_reverie]

I think the elephant really ties the room together.