Chaysleigh

Speaks fluent Friends quotes, Christmas aficionado and self proclaimed Queen of Useless Trivia.

[Chaysleigh @thechazechannel]

Wow this ballgame is great, @Sportsnet

[Chaysleigh @thechazechannel]

@Sportsnet @BlueJays I could have watched it if your app was working.

[Chaysleigh @thechazechannel]

Hey @Sportsnet it would be great if I could stream a ballgame without it buffering every 10 seconds. Got a fix?

[Netflix Canada @Netflix_CA]

Steve Harrington, that's it, that's the tweet.

[Laura Maria Motta @guttersniper]

Was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check out this text from my sister!” He showed me his phone and it said, “Do not, under any circumstances, get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.” Men, if you are in a position to do this, DO THIS.

[Molly @Molly_Kats]

i physically hurt from laughing at this

[The Hustle @TheHustle]

Every day, hotel guests leave behind millions of half-used bars of soap.

14 years ago, one man wondered what happens to it.

The answer led him down a path that has since saved tens of thousands of lives around the world.

https://t.co/CoGmVQ3ETw

[NASA @NASA]

Happy 32nd birthday to @NASAHubble! Showing true millennial spirit, you captured a spectacular grouping of five galaxies that will one day merge to form a giant elliptical galaxy: https://t.co/s9qCKESWOG

What did Hubble see on your birthday? Find out: https://t.co/JrWqbjDfaV

[Chaysleigh @thechazechannel]

@Sportsnet @BlueJays You guys pull in how many millions and yet don’t seem to put any towards making your streaming service work properly?

[Chaysleigh @thechazechannel]

It would be so great if the @Sportsnet app didn’t decide to shut down every 3 innings. Would love to get through a Jays game without having to log back in during the 9th inning.

[manny @mannyfidel]

rest in peace to Gilbert Gottfried who has probably the best sequence in game show history on Hollywood Squares. if you're not an old hag like me who remembers the rules, both contestants needed his square to secure the 5-square win, but he decided to troll both of them

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

I treat my job like a sitcom

[Kodachrome forever 📸 @Kodakforever]

📸 Main street, Banff, 1962 ! #kodak #colorslides #kodachrome #35mm ©Leon Reed from flickr

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

Reading a book by Carl Jung. Wish I'd known his impression of algebra when I was in 8th grade:

"This seemed to me to be no more than a stupid trick to catch peasants with, and I could not and would not have anything to do with it."

Carl Motherfudging Jung, Mr. Rigo!

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

I will keep tweeting this until consequences return.

[Chaysleigh @thechazechannel]

@daleyshon It just sounds so wrong

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

For the love of all that is holy, @Twitter.

Your customers want two things: they want see their timeline in chronological order, not curated.

They want an edit function.

[Global Calgary @GlobalCalgary]

The picturesque grain elevators in Nanton have now become even more beautiful at night donning blue and yellow lights for Ukraine.

https://t.co/xQ2SAlWbC5

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

BASEBALL IS BACK, sources tell @JeffPassan 😁