J Robert Sloppenheimer

I am the cup

[J Robert Sloppenheimer @thechazzyg]

Oh yeah by the way @erdthebird and I aren't cousins

[J Robert Sloppenheimer @thechazzyg]

When da toilet flush the big poo 👍👍👍

[J Robert Sloppenheimer @thechazzyg]

Damn yeah that's good for you. You're probably preoccupied feeling shame for so many other things in your life. So that's good. Good for you

[Eva Kurilova @eva_kurilova]

I'm glad I'll never have to live with the crippling shame of knowing I had pronouns in a bio or email signature.

[J Robert Sloppenheimer @thechazzyg]

Fellas. If you don't carry the keys in your relationship... I got bad news for you. Better order that Blahaj soon!!

[Spooky Brian Graham 🦬🎃 @iroasmas]

(leaving house with wife. grabbing my keys)

me: you want your keys too?

wife: what for?

me: you know. just to have

wife: yeah. yeah gimme my keys. also i’ll drive the car. also i’ll check out strange noises at night. i’ll hunt game to feed us. i’ll impregnate—

me: ok no keys

[J Robert Sloppenheimer @thechazzyg]

@dbessner Democrats gave up doing new deal policies. Turns out people really like when their elected officials govern to improve their lives

[J Robert Sloppenheimer @thechazzyg]

Another reason to love Valve, they're contributing to arch Linux :')

[trav @techsavvytravvy]

companies who benefit significantly from open source projects should invest in contributing to those projects. it's not just morally significant but financially advantageous as well

[J Robert Sloppenheimer @thechazzyg]

Are you afraid of the tampon?

[kache @yacineMTB]

it was so insane to me visiting the stripe office for the first time and seeing tampons. genuine culture shock, for a second I thought I was in the wrong bathroom

you can't give these people root access to your company man

[J Robert Sloppenheimer @thechazzyg]

You're so right bestie. The government really wants drugs to be legal. How crazy you were haha.

[Inez Stepman ⚪️🔴⚪️ @InezFeltscher]

I can’t believe I once got psyopped into supporting weed legalization. I thought people could be “responsible adults” with “respectful reciprocation in public spaces” what a loon I was

[J Robert Sloppenheimer @thechazzyg]

How do you think deaf people that are there live are reading the closed captions

[Christopher Rufo @christopherrufo]

I'm sorry, but we have to stop with the ridiculous sign language interpreters, who turn serious press conferences into a farce. There are closed captions on all broadcast channels and streaming services. No wild human gesticulators necessary.

[J Robert Sloppenheimer @thechazzyg]

Who do you think is responsible for 95% of the world being poor

[Aella @Aella_Girl]

It infuriates me that most of those going "eat the rich", ARE THEMSELVES RICH.
At a 30k salary in the US you're in the top ~5% of global income. Yall are looking up at the tiny slice of the world above you in, but the bottom 95% is looking up at you.

[J Robert Sloppenheimer @thechazzyg]

ask me about piss - xoxo real cj

[J Robert Sloppenheimer @thechazzyg]

@GustavSterbrant It's annoying but you won't run into issues if you're reading from a file. If you have the lifetime of the file, 'file, every string literal can usually just also have the &'file. Then it's just remembering to write that. It's like changing types generally.

[J Robert Sloppenheimer @thechazzyg]

2025 is the year of bigamy

[J Robert Sloppenheimer @thechazzyg]

CW // Bob Dylan

I wonder if they cut "and I hope that you die and your death will come soon" from Masters of War in the bobby Dylan movie for similar reasons of why they had to recut that Slenderman movie

[J Robert Sloppenheimer @thechazzyg]

With modern technology we managed to reincarnate John Wayne but all he did was beat his wife so we had to euthanize the homunculus John Wayne :/

[J Robert Sloppenheimer @thechazzyg]

The modern SUV yearns for the childs blood

[J Robert Sloppenheimer @thechazzyg]

If it were me in that smart house it wouldn't have gone down like that I can tell you that much

[J Robert Sloppenheimer @thechazzyg]

@dm4uz3 You Europeans better be scared when Florida realizes this

[J Robert Sloppenheimer @thechazzyg]

@AdrianDittmann Thanks prodigal for your great replacement spiel, super cool

[J Robert Sloppenheimer @thechazzyg]

@yacineMTB Lmfao you stupid fuck why don't you start more drama with your illegal immigrant boss instead of jerking yourself off on the tl with your shit fucking takes ALL THE TIME

[J Robert Sloppenheimer @thechazzyg]

Damn these white folk love a colectivo