Christopher Michael

Electrical Engineer by day, Ghost Writer/Songwriter/Screenwriter by night... You hear and watch me everywhere. Stranger Things have happened... I am The Others.

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@Variety He asked if he could use her program's backdoor access...

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I think I wore her out?

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@TMZ Underneath China, it says, "Made In Chuck Norris".

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@BrittanyinTexas How do you say," I voted for President Vegetable Autopen Teleprompter!", without saying it for $100 Alex.

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@alfranken @ChairmanBuckley She tried to run him over after antagonizing ICE all day. She FAFO'ED

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@histories_arch It's also aligned with the winter solstice from what I've learned.

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@Amaku_Dancer @histories_arch No, we just hate people like you who see racism in everything and look for something to be mad at. I can't imagine waking up everyday looking for something benign to be offended about. Playing a victim every day sounds like too much work. It must suck to be you.

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@NBCNews "In other news, Liberal Left Injunctions Fail In Court, Again...Another L for Frustrated Democrats!" 😂😂😂

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@PramilaJayapal

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@bethke @ofctimallen You know Alberta is about to leave Canada over rhetoric like that?

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@JessicaTarlov If I was in another country other than the United States of America I would be deported. Full Stop. End of Story. You are wrong @JessicaTarlov

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@billmaher @KidRock Thank you, Bill. Those are some wise words of wisdom. I'm sure we could all learn a little from that dinner.

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@Jill_N_Noble @billmaher @KidRock Take a breath. You're part of the problem, not the solution.

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"YOU'RE FIRED!"