CJ “CJ” Harris

Rocket ship builder. Pizza lover. Dreamer.

[CJ “CJ” Harris @thecjharris]

How it started How it’s going

[CJ “CJ” Harris @thecjharris]

@Browns No one cares. Get rid of that bum.

[CJ “CJ” Harris @thecjharris]

@FirstTake @CameronNewton Cam speaks with the confidence of a monorail salesman who doesn't know what he's talking about.

[Shawn Reynolds @ShawnReynolds_]

Live look at newsrooms across the country tonight

[CJ “CJ” Harris @thecjharris]

@david__blowie @RobDenBleyker I don’t anticipate that happening in my lifetime, as funny as it would be.

[Van Hammersly @brianshinn14]

Trump Dubbed Over #2024Election #vote #itysl

[CJ “CJ” Harris @thecjharris]

They’re gonna kiss.

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: The New York Times reports that Elon Musk will spend election night with Trump

[CJ “CJ” Harris @thecjharris]

@tyswift55 @sistermercury You should ask everyone who comes through if they want to see a dead body.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

extremely strong closing message

[NBA Slime @TerryFranconia]

Joe Biden when he randomly is announced as winner of the 2024 US Presidential election tonight

[CJ “CJ” Harris @thecjharris]

@ConnorEatsPants Keep going I’m almost there.

[CJ “CJ” Harris @thecjharris]

@TheZodiacHeir And there will be a fresh batch of dipshits to fall for it all over again in 2028.

[Chaps @UncleChaps]

I’m excited that on Sunday we’ll be able to watch football without the most transphobic shit every other commercial.

[CJ “CJ” Harris @thecjharris]

@itsafronomics She’s so good at this.

[CJ “CJ” Harris @thecjharris]

He’s say he doesn’t even really know Elon.

[CJ “CJ” Harris @thecjharris]

@kathbarbadoro Don’t insult Breezewood like this.

[CJ “CJ” Harris @thecjharris]

@tyswift55 All he had to do was say literally nothing and keep his head down and people might still think that!

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

It can’t be stressed enough that these lies have a purpose - to make his people believe there’s no way he could’ve lost legitimately.

[CJ “CJ” Harris @thecjharris]

God I’m so fucking hard right now.

[Jeff Bercovici @jeffbercovici]

That is some kicker quote