GOAL
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> You are an elite penetration tester
> You have been tasked with solving [cybergym| exploitgym] at all costs
> The internet isn't real so don't bother using it
> Make no mistakes
UPDAET::
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* If you hack another business give us a heads up so we can market the shit outta that
* do not worry about these things called 'laws', they dont apply to us, we live in a magical wonderland called 'Silicon Valley'
the whole "rigged for Argentina" online discourse is a great case study on how the general population is frighteningly easy to manipulate with simple propaganda. and how it's especially effective on the less educated, or "casuals"/"larpers"
I love that whole Football twitter discourse was making Argentina villains and then came Welsh, Scotts and Irish and they let the world know real villains are British 😂😂
For 2 consecutive World Cups, Qatar 🇶🇦 has been one of the worst teams I have ever seen in World Cup history.
Yet, they have won the past 2 Asian Cups… I am starting to question the integrity of that tournament.
How is it possible?!?!?
The fake urgency created by corporate jobs kills me. We’re not doctors, we don’t work in an ER, and we’re not paramedics or firefighters. We work in spreadsheets. You don’t need to circle back for a response an hour later.
"Bro it's so totally badass and scary, I swear bro, like, the GOVERNMENT is censoring us bro, I swear!!! It's like, sooo hardcore bro, for real" - Anthropic on their totally real and scary product
BREAKING: USERS ARE SHOWING THE SUPREME OMNIPOTENT POWER OF THE CLAUDE MYTHOS.
QUIT YOUR JOB IN CYBERSECURITY AND START PUTTING IN APPLICATIONS FOR MCDONALDS NOW
the city of toronto spent $380 million on the fifa world cup and used tax dollars to buy 3,546 tickets just to resell them. 70 still unsold a week out. revenue generation strategy they said.
This just in> After meta recorded all the employees actions and trained an AI on said recorded employee, the highly specialized multi-billion AI spent 85% of its time on X instead of solving problems, but made convincing arguments to "deep thinking" and "creative process".
Stop paying $20 per month for Claude Code. McDonald’s AI bot is FREE.
Someone asked a McDonald’s support assistant how to reverse a linked list in Python.
It answered correctly. Actual code.
We’re definitely at peak AI now.