The Cock Doctor

Board-certified hater. Zyn rewards point collector. Long driver and 3 putter. USC/ATL sports enthusiast

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@TerpRecruiting Apparently they don’t either in Maryland

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@BillyConforto2 @IlliniFootball Judging by the developing stasis ulcers, I’d say get on the ozempic

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@thesadgamecock God forbid a man get some ass

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@RepGregMurphy Quit fucking over doctors then dickhead

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If you took reds pirates under, couldn’t be me #educated

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Ronald Acuña punking Bryce Harper while Phillies fans booed their own team all night was pure cinema.

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@UnnecRoughness They’re playing themselves

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@SternHands AI poon pics but it’s not what you think

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@GamecockWill69 @bradsales312 Remedial PT goes crazy

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@KBDugan Really think about the reason why that might be

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@Big_Eazzzzy My guy what is an account managers bloodborne pathogen training manual

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@Radle Not gonna lie chief, this is the most braindead shit I have ever seen. We don’t have a built in system for getting baked my guy. We have a Zoloft and adderall system, it’s called catecholamines (serotonin, norepinephrine, epinephrine, dopamine).

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@BruinNationBBQ Dog cook down your chili

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Putting in a #CocknBall for Chaz Coleman to @GamecockFB

@BillyConforto2 @lilbucky_ @DisherPhil

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@on3 @PeteNakos Gamecock

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Happy new year @thecocktor69 @lilbucky_ @DisherPhil - all I need is a @syvellenewton snap this fall!

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@BillyConforto2 @lilbucky_ @DisherPhil @syvellenewton Aloha ahh tweet

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@FamouslyGarnet Yeah this was written by ai lmao

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@sir12304 More than happy to let Tennessee run out their only successful coach this millennium