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Surviving youth is hard. Conquering it is harder!

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My #iphone is 24 hours out of warranty and @appleofficial won't even look at it? That's a company that wants repeat customers.

[Katie VanLangen @kvanlangen]

TVs aren't working on @jetblue flight. On the plus side, we appear to be flying a @nyjets branded plane. #notreallyaplusside #thisstinks

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Hid blow torch. Left checklist with "hide blow torch" out on desk... #springbreak #campusliving

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@telegramdotcom I am fed up with your anti-gun, anti-conservative slant. Your mission is to objectively inform, not distort. #yellownews

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@klemanowicz i mean what's the GFS* say?

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Maker’s Mark learns a painful social media lesson, won’t dilute bourbon - Quartz http://t.co/qBtDfq5j

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@telegramdotcom what do you think of Bank Of America? Haha #socialmediabloopers

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@JimPolito Be sure to cover #marcorubio taking a sip of water. Viewers seen to think its important... #idontunderstandwhy

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“@fox25news: accused drunk driver had high capacity magazines at time of arrest ---So what? It's like having an empty gas can in your car.

[Paul Rieckhoff🇺🇸🇺🇦 @PaulRieckhoff]

Dear everyone's mom: We were all fine when the lights went out. The cell service just really sucks in here. #UnSuperDome

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So you drank too much on Superbowl Sunday? http://t.co/znAEHEaj

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Obviously the best commercial was the @godaddy one.

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Why do this year's beer commercials suck?

[Yankee Candle @TheYankeeCandle]

Lights out at the #SuperBowl2013. Maybe they need some #FirstDown #ManCandles!

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The 3 Manly Starbucks Drinks http://t.co/Zympo7MB

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Do you think we'd still have the 1st Amendment if Fox News and the Washington Times were our only news sources? @YoungCons

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I just wrote @LoyolaMaryland a check for $28,000 and have to sit on the floor to wait 3 hours to pay another $45 for an alumni party?

[Meg @nomiddlenamemeg]

"I do not think it should be used for anything but recreational use... in healthcare" #missamerica contestant on marijuana

[Zach Milvo @zachmilvo]

NASCAR and Miss America are similar because I only watch both for the possibility of something terrible happening.

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Wrap This Goop Around Your Fingers Then Smash Them With A Hammer | Popular Science http://t.co/impt45Tu