Baked Amanda

[Baked Amanda @theconradical]

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have no jobs, no hope, and no cash.

[deg @degg]

im leaning towards blowing my cock off on the 4th. last year i exploded my ass off so probably do something with my dick or maybe my balls

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

how the cashier looks at you when you press “no tip” after all they did was spin the iPad around

[Mike Hanford @MikeHanford]

Is Indiana Jones related to Osmosis Jones?

[Henry Phillips @Henlips]

What's cooking at Henry's kitchen you ask? Why, it's authentic Hawaiian loco moco! #cookingathome #lunch

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

my student loan providers could be gay therefore i refuse to give them my business

[Brendon Walsh @brendonwalsh]

This Wednesday at 12:01am @thepoundcast & the @WorldRecordPod will become one. Be there for this historic event!

[Manders @TimKalpakis]

Think a certain sandovalian Vanderpump cast member practices complete and utter fidelity? 💄

Think again you bitch 🫦

[Meg Indurti @megindurti]

“The other two” fills the specific bizarre hole “30 rock”, “community” and “arrested development” left in me

[professional hog groomer @bidetmarxman]

As funny as it is, the billionaire marinara sub really overshadowed the story about the hundreds of refugees that drowned last week off the coast of Greece.

But what really should be getting more attention is that these drownings weren’t simply a tragedy, they were mass murder.

[Brendon Walsh @brendonwalsh]

A $50,000 mishap on the new @WorldRecordPod w/ guest @jmerriman & @thriftstoreguy WATCH https://t.co/CG6fY9uNwB

[Baked Amanda @theconradical]

@bejohnce @MissyElliott @Timbaland @britneyspears @giorgiomoroder they don't know tweet ?!?

[Mike Hanford @MikeHanford]

I’m at a VERY nice restaurant. Got up to go to the bathroom. Got turned around. Ended up in the kitchen. I’m back here heating sauces, chopping salads. I am fucking UP. Patrons are MAD.

[Baked Amanda @theconradical]

two of my favorite things put into one meme!!!!

[Baked Amanda @theconradical]

ASK APP NOT TO TRACK

[John Early @bejohnce]

💙

[out of context the other two @ooctheothertwo]

obviously

[Baked Amanda @theconradical]

@giangyhai if Globby were straight he'd be in bed with a human woman

[Baked Amanda @theconradical]

will someone please deactivate this account 😭😭😭 i'm tired of seeing shit like this

[Brendon Walsh @brendonwalsh]

We finally made a list https://t.co/YoB37cxCkj