dad bod™

I am the comedy man
Retired profession shiny hunter

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@LegendOfMataNui maybe

[Johann @LookAtMyMeat1]

Wolverine is worse than Concord according to IGN

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@chloexjessie @fr00t_lo0ps Don’t flatten the hotdog too much 😭

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@chloexjessie @fr00t_lo0ps I’ll take just one :)

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@fr00t_lo0ps Who will send me little big planet memes?

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@chloexjessie @fr00t_lo0ps Chelsea won’t buy me 2 hotdogs with the winnings, Chloe if you get the money can I have two hotdogs?

[Kevin Tang @_KevinTang]

Super Smash Bros Melee in MR.

Where the players fight on your own table as a platform. Even hang off the table!

On the Meta Quest.

[Gr4yson @Gr4ysonAT]

Thoughts on Green Trivia (2026)?

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@chloexjessie Perform the Wordle little bro and I’ll like you a lot more :)

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@shitswhack_ Can ur gf treat me to a hotdog?

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Can’t believe Taco Bell is in Australia and I get to hear the damn bell sound effect during ads

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Found the bionicle mini figure at Woolies we winning

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@chloexjessie Being a plant on your lunch break is swag

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They’re doing it again but at least paying me

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Work pmo and not even having the decency to pay me for it

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Work pmo and not even having the decency to pay me for it

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Couples beers on a Tuesday night never hurt anyone

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It’s a bad job market when I’m seeing waisan baddies delivering uber eats

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Peter Cullen’s family has confirmed that the legendary voice of Optimus Prime passed away peacefully.

“His family asks that you honor his remarkable legacy by serving your communities and leading others with compassion, integrity, and loyalty and always remember, ‘be strong enough to be gentle.’” 💔🕊️

[IBI @primusibi]

Newborns in Iacon when sentinel suddenly became prime:

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LG phone product placement in the Avengers movie really paid off

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@chloexjessie You don’t want a boyfriend

You want to do the Wordle