megan watt

Bitch is a relative term . Copywriter @ GALE . Would die for crab rangoons

[megan watt @thecopybitch]

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me

[megan watt @thecopybitch]

I think DJ Khaled just cat called me in LES

[megan watt @thecopybitch]

Nothing quite like being home and going in drives listening to divorced dad music

[megan watt @thecopybitch]

Coming back on here just to say… the https://t.co/LMGk8jz6Iy rebrand is the worst I want the old branding BACK

[art @_artsartsarts]

nothing has resonated with me like this review . like exactly

[megan watt @thecopybitch]

The Barbie movie is the new Pam & Tommy for a topic to uncover red flags on dates

[megan watt @thecopybitch]

Get me tf off cottage cheese-tok I’m here against my will

[megan watt @thecopybitch]

The chokehold that naming stars had on early 2000s rom coms is wild

[megan watt @thecopybitch]

The only thing worse than dressing for the male gaze is dressing for the corporate gaze

[megan watt @thecopybitch]

Brands be like: “we want to show PRIDE 24/7, so because of that weren’t going to do… nothing!”

[megan watt @thecopybitch]

Why tf are we still inviting Jared Leto places

[megan watt @thecopybitch]

Doja wants to hit her vape so bad

[megan watt @thecopybitch]

The feminine urge to photosynthesize

[megan watt @thecopybitch]

Crying frustration tears on the way to work because how the fuck are we letting all these kids get shot. How the FUCK do we not have better gun control in this country… or better yet no fucking guns. It’s baffling.

[megan watt @thecopybitch]

Anyone check in with Honey Boo Boo recently? I wonder how she’s doing

[diana 🦢 @dirtyydian]

realizing i spoke too much & i wasn’t mysterious like i planned

[megan watt @thecopybitch]

I just wanna know how high

[megan watt @thecopybitch]

Highly recommend listening to the Hitch soundtrack on your way into work

[megan watt @thecopybitch]

It’s official. Slay’s over.

[megan watt @thecopybitch]

Having impeccable rizz is a birthright for every copywriter