theCoronaLife

Comedic variety show about our New Normal to raise money for Covid charities | May 20- Episode 1 charity: @GetUsPPE

[theCoronaLife @thecoronalife]

Special thanks ❤ to @TheUSASingers for their incredible tribute to #GeorgeFloyd as seen at the end of Episode One of CORONA LIFE: Entertaining New Normal. You folks are AMAZIN!!
https://t.co/LeUh1S1LAN

[theCoronaLife @thecoronalife]

Hey @nbcsnl -- If you want your skits written a year before your team gets around to them, hit us up-- we did this skit 11 months ago, with smarter social commentary and less blood (our blood budget was not sanguine at the time). 😉 But seriously...
https://t.co/AlPuO1jUt4

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

are you feeling okay, pard'ner?

[theCoronaLife @thecoronalife]

@NatashaBertrand @MichaelTConte Bring on the wodka!

[theCoronaLife @thecoronalife]

@JohnCleese Bad manners? You spelled "treason" wrong.

[theCoronaLife @thecoronalife]

And guess who the robber was...badump!

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

NEW: Two LAPD officers have been fired for ignoring a robbery in progress call because they were trying to catch Snorlax in Pokémon Go.

[theCoronaLife @thecoronalife]

"Meh, nothing a little Flex Seal can't fix." - Phil Swift, Jr.

[Seth Szilagyi @sethszilagyi]

@KaitLouiseWalsh from @wpri12 joined #cbsnboston @BrePWBZ to talk about the incredible road collapse in Portsmouth, RI #IdaAftermath #WBZ

[theCoronaLife @thecoronalife]

@rainnwilson How about "Diplomas"?

At least the morons can chalk *one* up.

[theCoronaLife @thecoronalife]

@AdamSandler @BizMarkie Chris Rock has died??

[theCoronaLife @thecoronalife]

Has @tobykeith written the song yet where America gets its ass kicked by a microscopic virus because half it's citizens are too stupid for words? Or naw?

[theCoronaLife @thecoronalife]

He's obviously in Colonel Sanders' platoon.

[Drew® @DrewNederpelt]

For the record, if I'm ever competing against you in an athletic competition, you have my blessing to do as much weed as you can possibly find.

[theCoronaLife @thecoronalife]

@TheRickyDavila @DianeTravel2tan 👍It's close but @altpressec also deserves a mention.

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Meghan McCain is leaving The View to spend more time mentioning her family.

[theCoronaLife @thecoronalife]

Chant: "Mark it down! Mark it down!"

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

The CPAC t-shirt vendor who told a reporter that the Hillary and Obama merch was still flying off the shelves but he couldn't move the Biden stuff might be the single most important anecdote to understanding the current moment.

[theCoronaLife @thecoronalife]

Must have reached 88 mph...
https://t.co/BZY1ItYeX5

[theCoronaLife @thecoronalife]

@rosebudbaker "Probably the first time coke has ever ended a conversation." 👏

[theCoronaLife @thecoronalife]

If she doesn't have a sitcom deal brokered by @WME by Tuesday, the system is broken...

[theCoronaLife @thecoronalife]

@shillman1 Dude, you are so canceled.

[theCoronaLife @thecoronalife]

@chuckwoolery 'Any enemy of Hitler is an enemy of mine' is a great way to start the day for @chuckwoolery

[theCoronaLife @thecoronalife]

Nothing suspicious about white power at Rand Paul's place.

[theCoronaLife @thecoronalife]

@gabby_UCMaroon And the Breadstick Forest is better for it