TheCorvettes

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

They came after me with the cat lady shit too. So please just sit down & listen.

Misogyny is one of the deadliest weapons on earth. Misogyny is electoral interference. Misogyny is a national security threat so lethal we can’t even see it.
https://t.co/0Ll2tdji0t

[TheCorvettes @thecorvettes64]

@TuckerCarlson remember that bero? I hoe you don't, shit's embarassing.
Anyway, here's a reminder, have a good one lad 👍

[Rutger Bregman @rcbregman]

So I hear Tucker Carlson, arguably the greatest hypocrite on the planet, is trying to make his comeback. Perhaps a good time to re-up this.

[TheCorvettes @thecorvettes64]

Fore anyone wishing to vote #Tory, maybe think again

[Larry & Paul @larryandpaul]

🇺🇸 We have it on v, v good authority that this is the video John Oliver watched to inspire his monologue on @LastWeekTonight:

#ThankYouTories

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

Antoni Gaudí was born 172 years ago today.

He's one of the most beloved architects in the world, and that makes sense — his style is utterly unique.

But Gaudí only designed 17 buildings...

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

I know the purists from the 90s will always bang on about how mad the sphere was at gigs and it was but I’m telling you the young guvs are going toe to toe with them RESPEK LG x

[TheCorvettes @thecorvettes64]

@SoVeryBritish You haven't already? I feel like I'm made of wool way too close to a roaring fire (in all fairness I'm in Corsica and it's been over 30 degrees the last few days, I have shed about 4 liters of perspiration per hour)

[TheCorvettes @thecorvettes64]

Like Jimmy Saville pulled off the "I look so much like a paedophile it'd be outrageous to think I'm actually one", he clearly looks like a swindler and yet, he is well liked and popular, like a communal wank sock in a college dormitory, full of self satisfied jizz and insecurity.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Oh fuck the fuck off.

[TheCorvettes @thecorvettes64]

@matthewr88 @saffronkulfi1 @SoVeryBritish I think it's just a british cultural thing, as in it's so entrenched it'd just come across as weird, or weirder, if they didn't say it, I could be wrong though

[TheCorvettes @thecorvettes64]

@saffronkulfi1 @SoVeryBritish The "Right!" when you slap your thighs and decide to finally leave, two hours after you had actually decided to leave but were too polite to say so, like a cool down period before buying a gun except it's for poilteness as opposed to deadly force (same thing in the british mind)

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

Honestly - a few of the replies to this little tribute to engineering excellence exhibit a level of stupidity that suggests to me that it won’t be long before our spacecraft are the only thing that remains of our increasingly dim-witted civilisation. Until recently my guess has been that the answer to the Fermi Paradox might be found in biology - complex biological systems are rare. I’m increasingly of the view that the reason for The Great Silence is that civilisations are inevitably crushed by the weight of nobheads shortly after inventing the internet.

[TheCorvettes @thecorvettes64]

@historyrock_ "U2" 😂😂😂😂😂

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Man with curls, "We look at taxation negatively. If you increase tax you go, this must be bad" #BBCQT

"But surely the question should be the use of our taxes. So if I had to pay £20 more tax but my energy bills or my transportation bills were reduced, surely that's what we should be looking at?"

"Rather than saying we need to keep cutting taxes, I'm fine paying more, if I got more from it"

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

I hear the press have got hold of some pictures and so I have been forced to make this statement. Needless to say, I apologise. https://t.co/mNRsQ57iTF

[TheCorvettes @thecorvettes64]

@PennyMordaunt Waiting lists have been on the rise since the Conservatives have been in power, coincidence?

[TheCorvettes @thecorvettes64]

@PennyMordaunt "The plan that is working" you mean ransacking public funds, depriving people of opportunities, make your filfthy wealthy mates even wealthier? Yeah it certainely is fucking working well done

[TheCorvettes @thecorvettes64]

Me too...

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

I miss her every single day

[TheCorvettes @thecorvettes64]

@SoVeryBritish I feel attacked

[TheCorvettes @thecorvettes64]

@jessphillips These guys and gals seem to have a kink for humiliation, I wouldn't mind if they didn't make it everyone else's problem

[TheCorvettes @thecorvettes64]

You do know you're talking shite right?

[Victoria Atkins @VictoriaAtkins]

Vote Labour, get strikes.

Keir Starmer would hand the economy over to unions, bringing mass disruption on a daily basis.

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