Courtney Hans

I'm a band. Runs, teaches/practices yoga, writes, makes, shares. Loves grey & beverages. AT Thru-Hiker 2015. End capital punishment / she/her

[Courtney Hans @thecountesscoco]

Pick out some records and hand me some whiskey

[Courtney Hans @thecountesscoco]

@AskTSA Hi! I have TSA Pre-Check, but my United boarding pass for this afternoon doesn't display it. I've had Pre-Check on my boarding passes before. When I attempt to add my KTN, it isn't accepted. I checked the TSA site & my Pre-Check is valid until 2028. Can you help, please?

[Courtney Hans @thecountesscoco]

Nonstop lightning. So much thunder

[Courtney Hans @thecountesscoco]

@mandapop !!!!!! 🥹🥹🥹 Oh my gosh!! Last night I dreamt I was performing again

[Courtney Hans @thecountesscoco]

#lastnightidreamt it was my birthday and I was supposed to receive a drink in a Gatlinburg, TN skee ball hall called a Fugazi

[Courtney Hans @thecountesscoco]

Changing my Slack notification tone is one of the best self-care choices I've ever made

[Courtney Hans @thecountesscoco]

@carrielizabet @AltPress I love this game so much

[Courtney Hans @thecountesscoco]

#lastnightidreamt I was filming something and it was time for HMU. The HMU person is someone I do not trust IRL. She put tape on my hair to cut bangs and I basically shut down the film

[Courtney Hans @thecountesscoco]

@SouthwestAir wanted to say thank you to Emilia for their help today with a boarding pass! Really appreciate it!

[Courtney Hans @thecountesscoco]

@jelani9 I really loved it! The story is uncovered in a lovely way and gives the viewer credit for their observation. The sets and wardrobe are so thoughtful & precise and are like characters of their own

[Courtney Hans @thecountesscoco]

The aliens were cats on horses inside of lil pod cars and they ate commemorative spoons. Not just any commemorative spoon! Each alien required 4. 1 must be Elon Musk, 1 José Andres, and at least one of the spoons needed to have gold on it. And served on paper plates 2/2

[Courtney Hans @thecountesscoco]

Wild ride ahead: #lastnightidreamt I was at a resort in wee hours & I shouldn't have been, but I snuck in to use the wave pool. The staff saw me noticing their paper plates, and were like - welp, guess yr gonna witness this. In the middle of the night, the resort fed aliens 1/2

[Lindsay Lerman @lindsaylerman]

If I’ve learned anything: it’s really ok to fit in nowhere—to be too philosophical for fiction, be too fiction-oriented for philosophy—just see what you can do

[Courtney Hans @thecountesscoco]

Definitely how I tell jokes but I usually start laughing midway

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

What's closed when it's open and open when it's closed?

Remember that cabin we stayed in last year that was kind of a hotel? Well it had a drawer that when you pulled it closed the other side opened up a little bit.

[Courtney Hans @thecountesscoco]

#lastnightidreamt it was v important for me to share my sun/rising/moon signs w people I just met. I said "moon in pisces. Obviously."

[Courtney Hans @thecountesscoco]

#lastnightidreamt Winnie the Pooh had a brother named Maybe. He wasn't lookin' so great, but he had a section of a theme park that was designed to look bombed out. The kids loved it

[Courtney Hans @thecountesscoco]

@FarrellRose1980 @PaperStPictures Done!

[The Democrats of the Red Rocks - DORR @DORR_Sedona]

DORR Breakfast at Home Zoom Thursday, May 19, 2022, from 10:00-11:30am.
Turning the AZ Legislature Blue PLUS Roe v. Wade! Guests: @JodiLiggett @LauraforAZ @cthans @kylenitschke12 Join Zoom Meeting
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Meeting ID: 820 7571 1859 Passcode: 751507

[Courtney Hans @thecountesscoco]

@TatianaJacqueli @lindsaylerman Lol SAME

[Lindsay Lerman @lindsaylerman]

People say “you ask a lot of the reader” like the reader can’t close the book and put it away or throw it in the trash