THE Cracker

I am THE Cracker.

[THE Cracker @THECracker6891]

Coming from the execution queen over here.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

A barbaric idea, beneath our dignity as a country.

Push back on this.

[THE Cracker @THECracker6891]

@TheChiefActual Do people in trailers have lawns???

[THE Cracker @THECracker6891]

@Ngonna To be fair I've only written like two checks.
I am 40.

[THE Cracker @THECracker6891]

@Tectone Yup.
That's why I don't give a shit about what any of those people think about shit.
They are all fucking gay ass retards.

[THE Cracker @THECracker6891]

@shoe0nhead @BrighterNow13 I've decided to start carrying a curtain rod with me anywhere I go.
If any woman I don't know so much as even asks me to reach something for them at the grocery store I'm going to start smacking the shit out of them and screaming rape.
Because that's how stupid this is.

[THE Cracker @THECracker6891]

Bitch you are one of the people we would have publicly poured hot ass tar on and stuck feathers in your ass.
Then we would have strung you up for the kind of shit you've done for the entire nation to see.

[Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi]

Pete Hegseth wants to turn an execution into a public spectacle for Americans and the world to watch.

He dishonors both our nation and the position he holds. He is beyond unfit to lead the brave men and women of our Armed Forces.

He must go.

[THE Cracker @THECracker6891]

@Eli_Doubletap Kind of can't wait to try this game out.

[THE Cracker @THECracker6891]

Probably just down there planting bombs or something.
You know the normal "sewer people" shit.
Unless of course it's the gang from Philly.
Then they are just trying to get to a movie on time.

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨 #BREAKING: Multiple “sewer people” spotted climbing out of NYC sewer in Upper East Side this morning — police befuddled.

[THE Cracker @THECracker6891]

@LEBassett Nobody is trying to ban drag shows you moron.
Why are they having drag shows for fucking children?

[THE Cracker @THECracker6891]

My brother was in that fort working that day. I was right outside the fort on a job. I want to see the bastard die. He could have killed my brother.

[Yeller @Yelleru]

what sick fucking person ACTUALLY wants to watch this

[THE Cracker @THECracker6891]

@Yelleru My brother was in that fort working that day.
I was right outside the fort on a job.
I want to see the bastard die.
He could have killed my brother.

[THE Cracker @THECracker6891]

@end3of6days9

[THE Cracker @THECracker6891]

@JakeMunro That's fucking awesome.
I'll be keeping an eye out for this one.

[Z @insatiablevine]

There is no such thing as coincidence.

[THE Cracker @THECracker6891]

@GenXGirl1994 People use to go to town when they hung criminals and have picnics as a family.
And those are the people who built this country fool.
We use to be a proper country.

[THE Cracker @THECracker6891]

@MarioNawfal I don't know man.
I'm 40 and I don't look anywhere near as old that guy.
Most of the guys I went to school with look about his age.

[THE Cracker @THECracker6891]

@realtalkstruth I got to spend a lot of time with all of my great grandmothers.
I only got to meet one great grandfather though.
He lived with my grandparents for a while and was really cool.
Taught me the proper way to walk with a cane and whatnot.

[THE Cracker @THECracker6891]

@SantaDecides Or put them in charge of lollipops in the land of OZ...

[THE Cracker @THECracker6891]

@swd2 @OfAthenry People use to have picnics and watch criminals be hung.
It was even a family event.
Those people are who built this country.
Get fucked.