Craig Morris

Sometimes I say the stupid things I think.

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Really enjoyed bringing ALEX & MAL to life, inspired by the script from @rmmc89

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I ordered this limited edition switch game from your website and it arrived in terrible condition with all of the limited edition content missing from the box and for some reason the case sleeve missing. Your customer service is nonexistent.
@SportsDirectUK

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Surprise! Bonus episode today with our first ever special guest, Emmy award winning writer of Veep and The Thick Of It @quantick
Find out what we all thought of the latest Indiana Jones and what we'd do if we got our hands on the fabled Dial of Destiny, available 5pm BST

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@vivmondo Congratulations! ❤️

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@arithisandthat Diabolical - Evil Schemes Done Better

We analyse and reimagine movie plots from the point of view of the villain who failed to win, competing to see which of us can come up with the most diabolical plot!

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@diabolicalpod @AnthonyLaFauci Although vampires don't cast a reflection in mirrors, so technically they shouldn't be able to be photographed at all

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@diabolicalpod @Stu_and_Al_Pod @damcdad @JesusofGazareth Cigarettes & Alcohol
Married With Children

And there was this bootleg Liam In Pink that had a song about a holiday

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@JesusofGazareth @diabolicalpod I started the trend of saying Avatar is shit, if you recall

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@diabolicalpod Marmite. Do this with marmite.

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@diabolicalpod @dissectthatfilm Snap

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@diabolicalpod @dissectthatfilm The directors were a husband and wife team and they pissed off Hoskins a lot

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@diabolicalpod @dissectthatfilm It is fascinating though. Obviously a stark departure from the videogames and chock full of cool ideas, that unfortunately weren't executed particularly well, largely because of issues on set iirc. It tried to do something, so I applaud it for that

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@JesusofGazareth @diabolicalpod @GRCinemaTicket Snap

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@diabolicalpod (some turds float past)

KRUSTY

Except for your dad's, they sink. The guy really needs more fibre in his diet.

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@Spotify The diabolical podcast

https://t.co/mqQolTlmRG

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@AlastairMarti16 @DorisHe25841253 @Deandebono @MarinaHyde Says it's all! Says it all!

Except it doesn't.

Wanker sums you up pretty well though, I bet. You tory dick-sucks are all so fucking baffling.

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Do you like films? Do you like original podcasts? Do you like to laugh? Our brand new, first episode has landed and we are excited to share it! Give it a listen at the link below 👇

#Podcast #Debut #FirstEpisode #DiabolicalPod

https://t.co/w4Esmj7OQ5

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@BrandonDavisBD Mature is not a word I was expecting to see in reviews of this, based on the trailers. I was worried it had slid too far down the slippery slope of hit-and-miss silly improv.

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