Sari Beliak

Former Sr Contributing Writer @TheOnion also @REALpunknews @reductress and more! V hireable!

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Knuck if you buck but no worries if not

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@luciidef Appreciate the recommendation! And they’re an AZ company!

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@JoshuaMclane Wow I hate this person so much

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@nickgallo Such an inspiring journey!

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@joshgondelman Very cool!!

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My dad owned a sports card store in the 90s and was a collector of all kinds of treasures so going through his stuff is such a trip bc it’s like broken watches, pogs, stamps, and then Kobe Bryant cards or a signed Larry Bird picture. Wild.

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@itsmejillkimmel It’s a proven fact snacks taste better in a hotel room

[taylor santiago berger @taylorberger69]

& that’s that!!

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@joshgondelman Great job Josh!

[Jeff Weiss @Passionweiss]

Between the massive media layoffs, the looming bankruptcy of Vice, the studios forcing the writers into a strike & the rise of A.I. there's been a grotesque devaluation of imagination & creativity – during a time where it feels like people are more desperate for it than ever.

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You don’t need a blue check mark to be happy! Plenty of people on this app don’t have them and we’re still perfectly miserable

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@juliaprescott The good news just keeps on comin!

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Hi! I’m delighted to share that I am this week’s guest contributing writer for your favorite NPR quiz show WAIT WAIT DON’T TELL ME! We’re here and we’re ready to bluff some listeners! 💖 https://t.co/w92i1hxBuN

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AZ friends! Make sure you get tickets to see the magical Sara Schaefer when she comes to town!

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@saraschaefer1 Audience reached! See ya in Phoenix ♥️

[The Onion @TheOnion]

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://t.co/e8aZ5CSrhi

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I was just like don’t worry, I still think you’re important

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I worked a big Super Bowl event last week checking in VIP guests and nothing will ever be funnier than seeing their reactions when they found out there was a VIP PLUS section

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Man working this food truck asked if I’ve ever had falafel and I said sir have you seen my hair?? and he laughed and that’s how I got this free falafel

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Random man at Costco: you have such a nice smile

Me: Thanks it’s fake