crunchyonion

proud WERF!! (women exclusionary radical feminist) ❌🚺 this account is moderated by my parents

[crunchyonion @thecrunchyonion]

imagine my surprise when i realized ben shapiro was NOT the kid from 7th Heaven

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@jason_paladino @TrueAnonPod so i’m not the only one classically conditioned to hear this song in my head

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it’s 2023. it’s time to stop saying “i’m horny” and to start saying “i’ve got a hankerin’”

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@oliviuuuuhh arguably, they did

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@elonmusk @BBCBreaking https://t.co/B2Is2UtWqo

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@joukseh @songkisses non queer people like these too. they talk about it waaaay less on the internet

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@parkingtigers the video continues (ofc) and she explains that the acid wash costs more, raising the quality (and consequently the price) of the merch

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@ask_aubry jfc thought it was satire bc it was so perfectly deranged until i saw what he looked like

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@h3h3productions I need an Olivia update NOW

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@byowife @fuentesPRIDE @writtenbyirene this can also be accomplished without an app

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no longer agender I AM ANTIGENDER

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

ENOUGH!

[crunchyonion @thecrunchyonion]

good morning i’m remembering i had a dream last night where all i said was “i hate bjork”

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@zia_kat @stripehawk @Woldsom this anecdote still acknowledges the necessity of a professional diagnosis

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@dril this is just taco deli

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everything about this scene is perfect

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pronouncing “females” like “tamales”

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the theatre kid energy in this video

[Owen Morgan (Telltale) @telltaleatheist]

leaked patriot front video shows the members training for war

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i wanna play minecraft with joe biden so bad rn

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@crowthebirb @shoe0nhead there’s literally an entire book that gives it the right context ☠️

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3, science