Gabe Parker

D3 Sports propaganda, analytics and highlights | NCC grad

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@ChadTrading____ @SportsCenter He’s the truth

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This is electric.

[UW-Oshkosh Football @UWOFootball]

Thanks to the generosity of the Keller Family, the Titan Football team will be loading up the SS Badger tomorrow and crossing Lake Michigan as we head to Alma for our next road game! 🚢

#GoldStandard | #DYJ

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#D3Football Biggest point swing upsets of Week 1 (per @LogHanRatings analytics).

Bridgewater St. (+19.1) def. Curry 63-35 — 47.1 pt swing

Kenyon (+7.4) def. Kalamazoo 40-10 — 37.4 pt swing

Heidelberg (+1) def. Maryville (TN) 40-14 — 27 pt swing

#d3 #division3

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D3 FB week 1 recap!
@WheatonFB with a massive win at home
@SURiverHawksFB walks it off with a blocked FG return
@football_ncc dominates #2 Bethel
@SJUFootball holds off strong WIAC opponent in front of 12,000 at home

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My top 3 athletes of D3 week 1:
-@UChicagoFB Jr. WR Russell Frye
7 Rec, 254 yds, 1 TD

-@ALFREDSTATEFB Sr. RB Noah Currier
14 rush, 217 yds, 1 TD (all by the 8 minutes in the 2nd QTR!)

-@AdrianCollegeFB Sr. DB Luke Stento
3 INT, 2 PBU, 5 TOT

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@MrBuddyGarrity No ball knowledge

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UChicago Otterbein round of 32. Beautiful facility, sub-par concession selection.

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My first D3Hoops MBB bracket

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Been at the Shirk since 9 am for a track meet

Finishing with #D3Hoops

Elmhurst closes last 3 minutes of 1st half on 18-9 run, cuts IWU’s lead to 3, 43-40

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Top 5 D3Dunks from the past week! (1/28-2/3)
#d3hoops #d3dunks

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That was ugly. Cards get taken behind the woodshed by IWU 93-64 final.

Largest margin of victory in the 177 times these two teams have met.

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On the call for @WONCSports radio. First time at the Shirk Center… what an environment.

Cardinals have two conference wins, one of them came at home in an upset over IWU. Last year in the Shirk we had a 3OT game. 👀

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@Saint_FinX And you’ve played D1, Fin?

It doesn’t seem like I’m gonna change your mind, and it looks like you spend too much time on X anyway.

Agree to disagree

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@Saint_FinX Obviously they’re better but you’re dismissing the top teams in D3 too easily, acting like they don’t have dawgs.

NCC’s defense was made up of a bunch of D1 guys, River Falls offense had FCS transfers and 3 6’5” WRs.

Saying UMass would 60 piece them is plain inaccurate

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Two OT games in the SCIAC

@ChapmanBball gets two offensive boards to set up Joe Jack for a game-tying 3 at the buzzer

#9 @CMS_Stags_BBall erases a late 6-point lead against #11 @RedlandsMBB

#d3hoops

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Tyler Surin hits a huge 3 to give North Central a 66-63 lead. But Carroll's Michael McNabb comes right back with an And-1.

We're tied 66-66 with 2.3 to play

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North Central (5-11) has lost 9 games by single digits.

Carroll (8-8) largest loss was by 12 to WashU in November.

Expect a great finish in Gregory Arena.

Cardinals lead 32-31 at half #d3hoops