Daggie

A notoriously lousy animal yelling into the void. Funfetti is not a type of cake. Loving by proxy. Living my worst life.

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Do hummingbirds taste like candy?

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@PunishedGadz @ryanburge The cool hats?

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@RealHelen0fTroy

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I need a stimulus check just for gas.

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@LookAtLollyy

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@SenTomCotton Permanent Standard Time is an option and wouldn't require Congress at all. Congress could also make DST shorter. It's only been this long since 2007, but we all know you and the rest of Congress don't want to do anything.

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@grandtheftchips Just like driving in Southern California.

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@filmbitten Johnny Mnemonic?

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@QuemMittam @jayweidner37 And lose the 9/10 of a cent?!

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@sturgios

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@Srirachachau

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@jordanw_s @GCWrestling_ @unitedwrestling See ya in LA!

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@LakeTheGay

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@OreoBird_ I know people that have broken up because one lived in Woodland Hills and the other lived in Hollywood.

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@RealHelen0fTroy But it's nice when they do.

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@ohio_gem @AKmountain_guy A dumb ass name for a buff golf cart

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@that70smoke @TMZ Assuming they can read.

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@ValerieThong3 @wiremxther Yeah it closed down. It was in one of those locations that can't keep a tenant.

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Still going to eat this guy's remaining eye.

[Dan Crenshaw @DanCrenshawTX]

Okay, I am SORRY for triggering the comment section. Of course the world is objectively harder than EVER, and while a $20 burrito is rare, the fact that it exists anywhere is obviously proof that capitalism has FAILED.

lol no just kidding. Remember when the right had principles and made fun of leftists for elevating victimhood as a virtue? Want to tell people the truth? Or just bribe them for their vote in the next election?

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@TMZ